21/10/2026
I’m currently accepting applications for a wealthy investor who doesn’t ask questions…
Ideal candidate must:
1. Have an unreasonable amount of disposable income.
2. Believe in my vision, even when I change it 14 times a week.
3. Not ask when they’ll see a return on their investment.
4. Respond to “I’ve had another idea” with “How much do you need?”
5. Understand that buying more supplies is always a necessary business expense.
6. Have absolutely no interest in spreadsheets, profit margins or financial reports.
7. Be comfortable with the phrase “Trust me, it’s going to be amazing.”
No business experience necessary. In fact, it’s probably preferred, serious applicants only. Financial literacy optional, but blind faith is essential 😂
