09/10/2026
POV: Spiritual girl goes on a beautiful walk in nature and decides to act like her non-spiritual partner for the day. đ
Today, I chose not to ground myself. I didnât connect with Mother Earth. I didnât stop to breathe, reflect or appreciate the energy.
Instead, I grabbed his butt, groped him at every opportunity, made wildly inappropriate comments, and generally behaved like an absolute pest.
Basically, I asked myselfâŚ
âWhat would Jordan do?â
And suddenly, our beautiful, wholesome nature walk became an HR incident.
My chakras are no longer aligned.
My spirit guides have unfollowed me.
And apparently, this is the energy Iâve been living with all these years.
Tomorrow, I return to spirituality.
And bathe myself in sage smoke.
Today, I chose Jordan.
Namaste, m*therf**kers. đđ