07/08/2026
Onslow always had a brilliant way of looking at life, and this has to be one of his funniest lines from Keeping Up Appearances.
After winning a luxury cruise competition with Daisy, most people would be delighted to be invited to dine at the Captain’s table. Not Onslow.
Instead, he summed it up perfectly with: “I mean, you win a competition, you get a luxury cruise and then they expect you to eat with the crew!” It’s classic Onslow – completely misunderstanding the privilege while delivering the line with absolute conviction.
The 1993 Christmas special, filmed aboard the QE2, is packed with memorable moments, but this gag is right up there with the best. Geoffrey Hughes played Onslow so effortlessly that even the simplest one-liner became unforgettable.