The Purple Dragon

06/13/2025

06/10/2025

In the kingdom of corporate onboarding, few rites of passage are as unexpected as the Purple Dragon’s Cricket Crunch. As legend goes, every new recruit must prove their mettle by consuming a small bowl of crunchy crickets, symbolizing the resilience and adaptability needed to thrive in the corporate jungle.

Enter the Purple Dragon — a shimmering, wise creature who oversees the ceremony with a knowing grin. Its scales glint like amethyst, and its eyes flicker with the secrets of boardrooms and breakrooms alike. The dragon roars softly, beckoning the new hires to step up and take the leap.

It’s said that those who face the cricket challenge with courage earn the Purple Dragon’s favor — a token of acceptance and a badge of belonging in a world of mergers, deadlines, and endless coffee. After all, if you can eat crickets with a dragon watching, you can handle just about anything in the office.

06/07/2025

🔥 Dragon Special Operations: Handle with Care 🔥

When dragons go on a mission, it’s best to keep your head down and your curiosity in check. These aren’t your everyday knights or soldiers—these are dragons, creatures of legend, stealth, and fire-breathing power. Their objectives are precise, their tactics ruthless, and their patience for onlookers nonexistent.

So, heed this warning: stay out of dragon business. It’s not just for your safety—it’s for your survival.

06/04/2025

In the shadow of destiny’s blade, I stand, a purple dragon, eternal and indomitable. Yet even the spear I wield bows before the grandeur of these exotic cheeses, each block a testament to the ancient alchemy of milk and magic. Taste, and know true power!

06/01/2025

On this Sunday morning that was suspiciously calm, the purple dragon was cozied up in its cave, sipping a steaming cup of coffee and snickering at the Sunday comics. With a wry grin, it chuckled at the silly characters, savoring this rare moment of peace and whimsy in a world of fire and flight.

05/28/2025

National Hamburger Appreciation Day have you been able to make it to your destination yet or are you still stuck in a grape jam session?

05/19/2025

In the heart of the Amethyst Peaks, a secretive conclave of purple dragons has turned their ancient gaze toward the mysteries of both magic and mind. Known as the Order of the Inner Flame, these arcane scholars and seers have begun a daring investigation—one that bridges the realms of mysticism and neuroscience.

Their focus: the medulla oblongata, the brainstem’s ancient seat of life itself. They believe this region, often overlooked by modern mages, holds hidden channels where mystical energies converge with primal instinct. Dreams, intuition, and perhaps even forgotten spells may stem from this deep well of consciousness.

Using crystals attuned to neuroetheric currents, the dragons meditate, scan, and sometimes even enter shared lucid trances—hoping to unlock the secret connection between physical life and arcane force. What they’ve found so far is classified… but rumors tell of whispers in forgotten tongues, visions of fire that speaks, and a glowing gate behind the mind’s eye.

As the Order delves deeper, the world watches and wonders: could the key to magic’s origin lie in the brainstem of all living beings?

05/16/2025

After years of mastering flame control, flight physics, and dragon history, Emberclaw officially graduated from the Draconis Academy of the Skies! With a diploma in one claw and dreams in the other, he’s ready to soar into his next adventure. Watch out, world—this dragon’s just getting started!

05/11/2025

Happy Mother’s Day

05/09/2025

Hours pass. Shadows stretch long across the square. Then — a sudden stir. A new plume curls from the chimney, but this time, it’s different. White smoke. The dragons rise to their feet, wings unfurling in silent salute.

05/07/2025

Black smoke rises into the air. No pope yet. A low, murmuring sigh rolls through the crowd. The dragons stay where they are, patient as time itself. They have seen centuries pass; they can wait a little longer.