04/05/2026
Dear Facebook⦠itās me, not you.
Actually no⦠it is you. š
My account has been hacked for a while now and Iāve tried EVERYTHING to get it back.
Emails, forms, smoke signals⦠nothing.
Meanwhile the hackers are thriving and Iām locked out of my own life š
I try to make a new accountā¦
and Facebook is like: āyouāre violating community guidelines.ā
Sir. I havenāt even posted yet.
At this point it feels like a toxic relationship I shouldāve left years agoā¦
So Iām done.
You win, Facebook. Enjoy the chaos.
To everyone still here with me ā I love you š¤
Iām officially unplugging this from Instagram soonā¦
So if you actually want to keep up with me (and not the hackers lol),
come hang out here ā āØ
This is where the real party is anyway.