Mason Taylor, New York, NY (2026)

08/18/2026

As a health influencer, Let me teach you how how to cite studies.

If there is a study that cites a study of something that studies a study that your interest is interested in studying then cite that study. If it’s a small sample size I want you to ignore that and cite, because nothing is more important than a citing that gathers evidence for your micro interest and justifies it to your fellows and makes you feel warm and fuzzy about the way you’ve found to be right and make others wrong. Ignore yours and studier’s bias.

If you’re an institutionalised mind that loves studies of the masses prey on the vulnerability of the citer and cite large studies that contradict the micro and DOMINATE them with your bravado; backed by the institutional mite you’re enthralled with.

Now, both approaches ignore infinite variables and lock onto what makes you right. Ignore all the complexity that scientism can’t explain and cite the study that studies your study and post the facts you’ve determined are facts and feel good being right and superior.

Now, if your a meek person, cite to yourself and your circle to avoid engaging in the mysterious marvelous space between factual citings, so you can cite to friends that you’re right and intellectually dominate. Smirk whilst executing. Cry yourself to sleep.

Now contemplate the reality of reality and consciousness and realise you’re not in control. There’s guidance within all this, but accept you’re neither in control nor right. Your extreme take has cited someone out of recognition, your factual citation reveals contempt for some in favour of others, and your well-intended citing invites study of why you feel able to smash the “ignorant” minority or masses that cite against your citings.

Your parameters and variables have shunned others when your lick-your-lips-about-being-unequivocally-correct bulls**ttery tells your inner monologue that your study and citing gives you god-like ability to wash away the opinions of institutional “shills” or “dangerous” individuals spouting “bad science,” who are citing against your lived and edumacated experience, and are therefore WRONG.

A recent study says that this is what you’re all doing.

08/14/2026

Have you read any of these as a tripper founder or team member?

08/08/2026

Time to get healthy! Let’s break down what it really takes!

Hydrate, for god’s sake hydrate. Go a little extra mile to get some wicked, close to the wild water source; then smash lots for weeks. Find balance between feeding mitochondria with performance macros, and feeding microbiome with plants.

Ignore above and catch the wave of your capability (fueled by rejection of your family dynamics and/or modern culture and/or desire to be a black sheep) to completely transform the way you approach life/diet/movement obsessively, but make sure it’s within a sect of health that is very defined, feels edgy, but isn’t, and use all of their mannerisms, and make this your new identity. Ensure it feels special and removes the existential feelings of meaningless.
Then reject said cult you were in. Either find your new “personal brand” in rejecting prior obsession that was good in essence but you went excessive and were harvested by the gurus, because…. you could be. Or find Jesus. Or start punching darts and good w**e as you repent, or something else juxtapositiony; all in an attempt to integrate your original intention before starting off on this Frodo level side quest and becoming fu***ng grounded again (while still being a fu***ng winner of a tripper who has the ability to go on such wonderful adventures of the heart and health blossoming).

Watch the younger generation years later do the same thing you did and feel that amRadio, boomer like, chin-wobbling-complain-about-how-misguided-they-are energy rise from within you like an ancestral demon ready to draw you towards scorn as you enter the battle to turn your experiences into wisdom. Tackle said demon. Integrate. Don’t become bitter. Work with it. Resist becoming extreme again. Stay quiet. Become a more progressed fu***ng legend of a human.

Throw parties. Tend your Treasures patiently and consistently. Share experiences when asked or compelled. Find romance alongside health through food preparation. Feel the inability of labels to consume you. Accept others with health-induced labels. Retain the energy to address canaries in the coal mine with your own health: libido, good knees, emotional evolution. Love.

07/25/2026

9 now. Love fringe benefits

05/08/2026

Guys, now that I’ve taken back over as CEO of SuperFeast and have implemented my scallawag marketing techniques that focus on creating the affinity that comes from the genuine love of helping people and walking with them and we just share some hopefully relevant frameworks from the Tao that seems to work…. I’ve got the attention of billionaires who have the longing to not feel like soulless blood sucking business cucks that exploit the genuine intent of the ideas and moments of beautiful human realisation and proclamation that lead to needing to create an organisation around an idea in the first place, and were the reason for us wanting to bring an idea to life as founders…, before the vultures of investors and executives get draw to the “blood in the water” that is your success as you create a unicorn, and want to feast upon it like he-who-shall-not-be -named; no…. *quiver* Voldemort, their name is Voldemort! *in the prof mcgonagall style when she finally says their name*.
And so, they’ve invited me to the Met Gala to become one of them and teach them how to dig into the essence of their creations and do soul retrieval to restore their monstrosities to their harmonic, original states that support them to fulfill the OG karmic obligation of contribution they subconsciously created them for and be free as a big bag of cells and bacteria with consciousness (humans) to go about in harmony with nature, rather than continuing to need to harvest more, more! MORE! From this world and the people around them.

Not really. Joksies. But it would be cool. And I would get some awesome designer to make my blue singlet look sing. It would be called “The Wife Meeter.”
I will at some point teach this biz s**t, and actually do organisational soul retrieval…. But you’ll just need to wait… or randomly reach out and see if that’s something I can help with…

04/15/2026

No offense intended, we’re all parasitic at times. 5% of these agencies might actually have essence. Only a few of them are intentionally deceptive, and the majority think they can give value, and believe their own script about adding value with their underwhelming, generic products that they’ve into existence. And you know what, good on them, they’re bloody smart girls and boys for doing so. But for the fellow tripper who finds themselves riding a unicorn of a biz (big or small) that has deep reserves of essence, these agencies and contractors are parasites; full blown fu***ng leeches. Do. Not. Give. Them. Your. Money. AI is the place where urgency sales tactics can be applied to you right now, and have you gambling high prices based on their ambiguous hype about how you don’t want to be left behind. They are a giant, hustle-culture, human centipede of the same inauthentically derived buzzwords that they just keep s**tting into each others mouth at whatever conference they’re going to or quick money making online hive they belong to. Yes, AI is a massive opportunity right now and you should be automating areas where humans are doing robot things instead of things that require soulful delivery of the Evolutionary Purpose, but what’s even bigger of an opportunity is you further deriving and extracting and communicating the essence in which your company was birthed from, and what that means in terms of what ontological strategy derived from the reservoir of purpose and lineage and moment of your past where the lightening hit. These born-again executive and parasite coaches with agencies think they know that meaning, but they don’t, and thus they cant build around it or elevate it. But you can. And if you hire something built, keep your finger ON. THE. PULSE, of what outcomes it’s creating and ensure your precious resources aren’t funding however these people are trying to save themselves now (probs with peptide injections and/or heaps of coke).

04/04/2026

The world of wellness brings something wonderful to the mind and spirit that’s been suppressed by mainstream upbringings or scorched by an institutional flogging (I enjoyed emancipation from both!); a tribe when you feel like a black sheep, debunking of normie propaganda and more. But it brings other lovely [for a time] and sinister things to the individual:
1. You get the be right. You get the facts/sales pitch of your new dogma - which feels crazy electric when you get the first download, with cherry-picked data or unverifiable traditional wisdom to back it and lock you in as validated and right.
2. You get to make others wrong. And My goodness does it feel good!
3. You get an adversary. Whether it’s the mainstream medicine, the man, the vegans (😂), the evil meat eaters, the plebs, the natural remedy people… you get meaning through opposition, and golly-gosh, the evidence you’ve gathered makes them dangerously naive compared to you, the learned one.
4. You got people around who think exactly like you, and talk exactly like you, and in fact who gave you your new mannerisms, personality traits, quirks and interests. You have a personality! And you feel interesting and like you belong and have lots to contribute!

My feeling is that it’s good to fall head over heals into one of the marvelous and annoying sects of health and wellness, to let it shape a part of us and explore a part of us, or a moral, or a personal trait, an interest, or a school of science, or a spiritual tradition and all its practices and habits etc etc…

BUT! Remember that this scene (as all of us can when we’re excessive in some manner) can turn hyper parasitic on your innate, genuine nature, and the evolution of self. Those things listed above become a drug that drags you away from being fu***ng awesome when your an elder, and to being someone that gets avoided at parties - unless it’s a party with all your other boring comrades… and trust me, at some point they will begin to not seem so awesome; unless you continue to further numb that part of yourself that is trying to be like, “ok, that was useful and fun, but it’s time to loosen these shackles and integrate the good stuff, maintain the genuine relationships and habits formed, leave this now trodden path and cast off again on my adventures.” And you will eventually, even though there may be some cathartic release if you went too deep, or dark nights of the soul while dropping labels and masks and identities you thought were forever, or god-forbid you’ve built your “brand” around the identity, then you’ll have to do one of those “I was wrong,” posts, saying: “I’ve been eating eggs and fish for the past month,” “I’ve started included fruit and honey to my meat diet…” blah blah blah, you know the ones. But do it, it’s s**tty and exhilarating to casting off, and you’ll become really robust and experienced as you do. Make sure you do integrate the good from the path, it’s common to be spiteful that you drank the cool-aide so hard and were [in your eyes] deceived, but don’t reject, take your treasure, and try drop the projections if you can so the future remains truly yours.

04/01/2026

As you can see by the state of my van’s upholstery I’m very successful and you should submit to be a part of Interdimansional Career Advisor, a segment on my upcoming podcast to help a few peeps overcome a constraint and get some traction towards their destiny. Submit to have and I spend some time on the pod assessing your next moves; it’ll be fun and hopefully practical.

The system:
Your human design helps us as a map to make some quick distinctions and your path of greatest Wu Wei / least resistance.

Treasures download from around current state and perceived goals:
Jing - in work is deep karmic obligations/contributions and using the skills / connections / assets you have; it’s building the base so you can financially fulfill your duty and obligations to yourself, family and the community.

Qi - basically what you want to do. Scratching itches of interest, fun, adventure, cash flow that emerges from solid foundations.

Shen - the lifestyle freedom to be able to prioritise the practices and way of being that will lead to your ultimate refinement of your unique nature, perhaps your true spiritual cultivation, and the capacity to enter into service. Also being able to travel or move with where the next good bit of work is for you.

As you can see if one is excessive and greedy or unappreciated and deprioritised then harmony cannot exist or you increase the chance of regret at death and when you realise you disnt cultivate what you needed to go on sick adventures in whatever comes next in this crazy universe.

Constraint:
Hear what you feel the top constraint is stopping any flow or momentum in your long term path to your destiny (and good amounts of fulfillment and cash).

DM me to get involved.

03/30/2026

Ive had several friends and clients had this happen, and there’s a new wave of these vultures around right now; and lots of coaches teaching how to be “inspired” by other brands. I do get genuinely chuffed when someone creates something that I’ve helped inspire, good for them. I’ve had it happen twice though where IP has been blatantly ripped, and one who also started reporting us to the regulators to slow us down and give themselves the advantage. It sucks, but trust me, if you go through the alchemical process it will be come absolute gold! This is a slow process though, don’t expect the charge to disappear straight away; can take years, but it’s worth it.

03/13/2026

Planning our biologically and medicinally upstream (from disease and degeneration) domination of the pharmacy world to cut the revenue from these fat cats and walk with our peeps to cultivate the Qi and adaptive-harmony creation needed to not need these institutions who attempt to catch folks when their health falls (some with sincerity, some with dead, greedy eyes on their prize). I still don’t really know what a business plan is, nor am I focused enough to build business cases for the wild ideas I have in this space… but mark my words: I’ll be considered a genuine competitor of these kinds of companies before my time is done (before I demarerialise in a rad death), stretching and growing into the medical market like a obnoxious w**d, all while our philosophical mycelium finds what needs to decay and feasts on it in the industry. And as always, we’re in a symbiotic intelligent dance (yes even in the land of big pharma and herbal medicine biz), and I don’t take the path lightly, for as I hunt the decay they hunt the decay in me and my mind and our organisation and our naivety, and we’ll need to shed and grow and mourn what we’re were and celebrate that we grew while maintaining rooted connection to Tao. If I ever pull my finger out and start biz coaching I might fulfill a vision I had that I’d be asked to do organisational soul retrieval on one of these giants (the Js one); that’d be cool. I’d unnecessarily dress all shamany and rattle up their board room. Anyway, good day, we felt like fish out of water, we’re gonna be bringing the Three Treasures to pharmacy more and more, and we gonna have fun being scalliwags as we do.
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