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Eight Chairs High standards. High-dose humor. 🪑 Redefining the "WTF is happening?" years for women 40+. Wellness, wit, and zero BS. Join the Waitlist: https://eightchairs.co

Forty-plus years of arranging my face for other people. It has gone freelance.
10/07/2026

Forty-plus years of arranging my face for other people. It has gone freelance.

Nobody can tell you which one it is. Not the internet, not your doctor, not the six women in your group chat.Tell me you...
09/29/2026

Nobody can tell you which one it is. Not the internet, not your doctor, not the six women in your group chat.

Tell me yours and I’ll guess. I’m right about as often as anyone else 😵‍💫

Folding was never the hard part. Putting it away is a separate job that has never been assigned to anyone in this house....
09/27/2026

Folding was never the hard part. Putting it away is a separate job that has never been assigned to anyone in this house.

I’m not doing it.

Somebody said it to you. Recently. Probably while you were putting on pajamas.
09/26/2026

Somebody said it to you. Recently. Probably while you were putting on pajamas.

6:49. Unapologetic. Slippers already on.
09/25/2026

6:49. Unapologetic. Slippers already on.

He is asleep. Audibly. You are awake doing the dentist appointment, the permission slip, and the thing with your mother....
09/22/2026

He is asleep. Audibly. You are awake doing the dentist appointment, the permission slip, and the thing with your mother.

Nobody assigned you the list. It just shows up at 3:47am and starts reading itself out loud.

If you’re up, say hi below. I’m up too.

*Honest Sunday update*This is taking longer than I thought. Every time I get close, I find something else that has to be...
09/20/2026

*Honest Sunday update*

This is taking longer than I thought. Every time I get close, I find something else that has to be fixed.

I could ship something fast, but you have already bought enough things that did nothing.

It’s coming, we all need it. We need it to work.

What’s the most useless advice you’ve gotten about this? I’ll go first in the comments.

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Nobody has asked a follow-up question in eleven years.Tag her. She knows.
09/19/2026

Nobody has asked a follow-up question in eleven years.

Tag her. She knows.

Changed? Yes. Upgraded. Tag her! 🪑
09/04/2026

Changed? Yes. Upgraded.

Tag her! 🪑

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1801 East Camelback Road
Phoenix, AZ
85016

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