Monster Balm

Welcome to Monster Balm!

Monster Balm was created for people who want serious skin care with a little attitude.

✔ Tattoo aftercare
✔ Dry skin relief
✔ Long-lasting moisture
✔ Handmade in the USA

10/19/2026

https://monsterbalmco.etsy.com
Monster Ink

💀🔥 MONSTER BALM: YOUR INK DESERVES MONSTER CARE! 🔥💀

Show your tattoos some love! 🖤👹 Monster Balm is made for tattoo lovers who want to give their ink some extra TLC.

🛒 GET YOUR MONSTER BALM HERE!

💀 SHOP ONLINE ON ETSY
🛍️ MonsterBalmCo
https://www.etsy.com/shop/MonsterBalmCo

💉 SHOP LOCAL AT MONSTER INK TATTOO!

📍 3035 White Bear Avenue
Maplewood, MN 55109

📞 651-488-3323

📘 Find Monster Ink Tattoo on Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/share/19pcARLynv/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Support local businesses and show your ink some love! 🖤

MONSTER BALM. SMALL TUBE. MONSTER ATTITUDE. 💀🔥

09/30/2026

https://monsterbalmco.etsy.com?coupon=QUAGMIRESAVES

🧴🔥 QUAGMIRE HAS A DEAL FOR YOU! 😂

Peter may have bought the Monster Balm for Quagmire… but YOU can save too! 😏

💰 Get 10% OFF orders of $20 or more!
🎟️ Use code: QUAGMIRESAVES at checkout

👉 Follow the link and grab yours!

Because apparently Quagmire knows a good deal when he sees one. 😂

😂 Got it. Peter is buying Monster Balm for Quagmire. That makes the joke way better.

🧴😂 POST:

Peter: “Monster Balm, huh? I’ll get some for Quagmire!”

Meanwhile, Quagmire: “Giggity.” 😂💀

Peter really should’ve asked what Quagmire needs it for first. 🤣

🧴 Monster Balm
For tattoos, healing, and apparently getting Peter into situations he probably shouldn’t be involved in. 😂

Tag your Quagmire. You know who he is. 👀🤣

09/28/2026

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🖤💀 YOUR TATTOO DESERVES MONSTER BALM. 💀🖤

Fresh ink? Keep that new tattoo feeling fresh. 👊

Monster Balm is made for tattoo aftercare with a simple blend of nourishing oils, shea butter, beeswax, and essential oils to help keep your skin moisturized while your new ink heals.

🖤 Made for tattoo aftercare
💀 Handmade in small batches
🔥 No menthol
🚫 No camphor
🚫 No eucalyptus
🚫 No peppermint

Whether it’s your first tattoo or your 50th, give that ink the care it deserves.

Monster Balm. Feed the ink. 👹🖤

📩 Message us for ordering info or grab yours at participating tattoo shops.

09/11/2026

🖤💚 YOUR INK DESERVES BETTER.

Fresh tattoo? Give it the aftercare it deserves with Monster Balm. Made with nourishing ingredients like shea butter, jojoba oil, coconut oil, vitamin E, lavender, myrrh, and Roman chamomile. 🌿💀

Heal Bolder. Live Brighter.

Whether it’s your first tattoo or you’ve got enough ink to tell a whole story, keep your skin moisturized and your new artwork looking its best.

🔥 Monster Balm is available now on Etsy!
🖤 MonsterBalmCo

09/04/2026

Monster Balm on Etsy!

⚙️💀 THE MONSTER HAS ENTERED THE MACHINE. 💀⚙️

MONSTER BALM isn’t your grandma’s skin balm.

Built for ink. Made with natural ingredients. Crafted to help keep freshly tattooed skin feeling moisturized, soothed, and cared for while your new artwork does its thing.

🖤 Coconut Oil
🖤 Jojoba Oil
🖤 Shea Butter
🖤 Beeswax
🖤 Vitamin E
🖤 Lavender
🖤 Myrrh
🖤 Roman Chamomile

No weird bells. No unnecessary junk. Just MONSTER BALM.

Whether you’re covered in ink or just getting started, give your skin the treatment it deserves.

TAME THE BEAST. HEAL THE SKIN. 🧟‍♂️⚙️

💀⚙️🖤

08/31/2026

Monster Balm Co on Etsy.

08/30/2026

Monster Balm is back in production!! 💀 🤘

https://monsterbalmco.etsy.com

🖤 Find Monster Balm at Monster Ink 🖤
📍 3035 White Bear Ave, Maplewood, MN 55109
📞 (651) 488-3323
💀 Monster Ink

08/24/2026

https://monsterbalmco.etsy.com

Something Is Brewing… 🧪💀

The Monster has been back in the lab… and we’ve been cooking up some fun changes for Monster Balm.

New ideas.
New looks.
A few surprises.
And the same Monster Balm you already know and love. 🖤

We’re not ready to reveal everything just yet…

But trust us…

Something wicked is brewing. 👀

Stay tuned. The Monster is about to get an upgrade. 💀🔥

MonsterBalm

07/24/2026

https://monsterbalmco.etsy.com

🎩⚙️ A Curious Invention for the Tattooed Soul ⚙️💀

The year may be 1898… but some creations are simply ahead of their time.

Introducing Monster Balm.

Housed in our signature easy-to-use twist tube, Monster Balm is crafted to help keep your fresh tattoos moisturized and feeling comfortable without the mess of digging into a tin.

No fingers. No fuss. Just twist, apply, and let your ink take center stage.

Whether you’re leaving the tattoo chair or showing off a sleeve that’s become part of your story, Monster Balm is ready for the journey.

🖤 Twist.
⚙️ Apply.
💀 Let your ink live on.

Have you tried Monster Balm yet? Tell us where your latest tattoo is from and show it off in the comments!

07/07/2026

https://monsterbalmco.etsy.com

🧪⚡ LAB NOTES #13 ⚡🧪

The neighbors say they heard thunder…

The smoke alarms are “just part of the process.”

The local villagers are carrying torches again.

But the batch came out PERFECT. 😈

Every tube of Monster Balm is handcrafted with coconut oil, jojoba oil, shea butter, beeswax, vitamin E, lavender, myrrh, and chamomile…

…and just a tiny pinch of questionable science. 🧟‍♂️💀

Made with Madness. Heals like Magic.

Who’s brave enough to try the latest batch? 👇

Address

Saint Paul, MN
55101–55175

Website

https://thellamaguru.etsy.com/

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