25/10/2026
Full disclosure, I’ve been back on the dating apps lately, and somewhere between “whats your favourite colour and where do you see yourself in 5 years I realised herbs would make far better profiles.
Herbal medicine is clear about what they’re looking for, honest about their red flags, and genuinely good for you ha ha!
When i think about it, plants are a lot like people in a way, every single one has a type, a love language, and a couple of red flags you really want to know about before you commit.
So tell me below, who are you swiping right on? And send this to the friend who is very clearly a Passionflower girlie. Swipe responsibly my loves. We all have red flags, plants included ha ha. 🚩🌿😂
Tara x