Get Out Of Anything

28/10/2026

The Cancer Card: useful for getting out of things you don’t want to do.

You can play it yourself:

“Can you do the school run?” Sorry, I’ve got a cancer appointment.

“Can you cook tonight?” I’m conserving my energy. Takeaway?

Or your friend can play it for you:

“She’s had enough on this week. Someone else can organise the teacher gift.”

“Leave her the last piece of cake. It’s basically medical advice.”



Please use responsibly. Or don’t. The card has no terms and conditions.

25/10/2026

Need a cancer gift that isn’t another bunch of flowers or a mug?

Meet the Cancer Card: a little metal keepsake for someone dealing with cancer who could use a laugh, a boost—or just a very clear message to cancer.

Pop it inside a card, add it to a care package, or buy one for yourself. Because sometimes cancer can just DO ONE. 💗

Shop now at getoutofanything.com

21/10/2026

Anyone need to slide this across the bed this evening? 😉😂

The Not Tonight card says it for you… no awkward explanations required!

Tag someone who might need the hint 👀

21/10/2026

Cancer doesn’t get the last word. 💖

A little look at the whole Cancer Collection — from the cards that say it straight to the ones that help you get through the day:

Cancer Card
Cancer Pass
Cancer Trumps Everything
Chemo King
Chemo Queen
Cancer Is a C**t
The Big C

For yourself, or someone who could use a laugh, a bit of support, or a reminder they’re not doing it alone.

Shop the Cancer Collection at GetOutOfAnything.com 💌

16/10/2026

Have you got yours? 💗

Our Cancer Card is a little pocket-sized bit of attitude. Get one for yourself or gift it to someone you love.

Carry it → Gift it → Flash it.
Shop through the link in our bio.

03/10/2026

➡️ ARE YOU A SHOP LOOKING FOR NEW PRODUCTS?

✨✨✨✨A GIFT THAT GETS A REACTION✨✨✨✨

Stock your shelves with something they’ll remember

Looking for a gift that makes people stop, laugh and say, “That’s so them”? 👀

Get Out Of Anything cards are funny, credit card-sized metal keepsakes: perfect tucked inside a greeting card, given on their own or added to a hamper. They’re small, affordable gifts with a big reaction — ideal for Secret Santa and stocking fillers.

The collection covers life’s funny, awkward and tougher moments, from Pregnant, Hungover and Menopause to Cancer and Heart Attack cards. They’re made to bring a smile when ordinary words don’t quite work.

I created the original Cancer Card during my own breast cancer treatment. Dark humour helped me through a horrible time, and thousands of people have connected with that idea. Since launching, I’ve sold 8,000+ keepsakes, earned 1,000+ five-star reviews and sent orders to 22 countries. Last Christmas, my daily orders rose by 250%.

Interested in stocking them? DM me “STOCKIST” and I’ll send you the details.

30/09/2026

28/09/2026

“When ‘Get Well Soon’ just doesn’t feel right…”

Your friend has cancer… and suddenly every card feels too serious 💔

Sometimes they don’t need another sad message.
Sometimes they need a laugh, a little bit of normal, and permission to say…

“I’m pulling the Cancer Card today.” 😉

A funny metal keepsake for someone going ❤️

15/09/2026

WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY… SEND SOMETHING THEY’LL ACTUALLY KEEP. ✨

Cancer is hard enough without another awkward “thinking of you” message.

Our cheeky metal keepsakes bring a little dark humour to the really difficult days—and give them permission to pull the Cancer Card whenever they need it.

View the All Things Cancer Collection

Available now: www.getoutofanything.com

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