09/03/2026
We welcomed lots of new members in January and February, and new gym equipment arrived as well. More equipment is coming this March, and the stairmills will be fixed today—please only use them as designed, for walking up the stairs, with or without resistance—no sideways, backwards, or walking on your hands or any other stair mill bullsh!t you might see on social media.
New members, Make sure your fingerprint scans are set up on your first visit; if not, arrange a time with us so we can set it up—otherwise, you won’t be able to access the gym. Members, please do not scan your friends in—I can see who does this. That all hands in the near future to change our entry system to NFC passes like your Apple or Google wallets. We have a new website coming, where you can still do all the usual things—sign up, buy day passes—and we’re hoping to add more functions, such as clothing purchases, which can be delivered to your house or the gym, and also supplement purchases that we can place in a locker for you. The website will have a signup members area (separate from the gym signup), allowing you to join the online space, view equipment lists, and access how-to guides. We had a couple of issues with the Internet this month nothing to do with us all the Internet company. It was the power network that knocked out the power to the Internet companies box, but that had a knock on effect to us, this has caused lots of problems in the aftermath which I’m sorting out bit by a bit l,!such as the speakers coming on when they should do and used to in the mornings, or turning off when there is nobody. If this is the case when you are in, please message me and I will get it turned on remotely if possible. Hopefully the Vending Machine issue we sorted this month and it will be operational so you can still purchase your in-house shakes, bars and accessories when there is nobody on reception.
