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Twisted Tarot New page *🃏 Energy protector, chaos wrangler, professional eye-roller. I read tarot, dispense wellness, and laugh at my own drama so you don’t have to💫

25/08/2026

Fancy finding out what the universe has planned for you? Or, more importantly, what absolute nonsense it’s got in store? 😂

📩 Send the page a message to book your Friday reading.

The cards are ready. Your secrets are not. 👀🃏🤣

08/08/2026

🔮 TAROT 🔮

Because apparently “just use your common sense” wasn’t dramatic enough. 😂

Shuffle the cards, ask the universe a question, and prepare to be personally attacked by a piece of cardboard. 🃏🤣

🔮 Want a little message from the cards? 🃏
Drop me a message and let’s see what the universe has to say.

It’s FREE... because apparently the universe is picking up the tab. 😂✨

08/08/2026

She shuffles cards, asks questions and then has the audacity to be surprised when the Tarot answers them. I'm sure we will enjoy her comedic value too🔮😂 Welcome to Twisted Tarot, K ! Here's to our newest member 🤍

Monday's Tarot🤍Keep your eyes open, your mouth shut, and let the chaos do the embarrassing work 💫Quietly collect your wi...
26/01/2026

Monday's Tarot🤍

Keep your eyes open, your mouth shut, and let the chaos do the embarrassing work 💫Quietly collect your wins. Be cute, savage, unbothered. 💅

Do what you want. Wear what you want. Say no without a follow-up sentence.If someone tests you today, remember: fire doe...
24/01/2026

Do what you want. Wear what you want. Say no without a follow-up sentence.
If someone tests you today, remember: fire doesn’t negotiate. Take what resonates ✨️ Leave the audacity 💅

Friday's tarot for today. The Fool:Juggling life, disaster, and a squirrel. Still winning✨️🃏😬
23/01/2026

Friday's tarot for today.

The Fool:
Juggling life, disaster, and a squirrel. Still winning✨️🃏😬

Tarot Thursday 🃏 Take what resonates ✨️ Leave the audacity 💅
22/01/2026

Tarot Thursday 🃏 Take what resonates ✨️ Leave the audacity 💅

21/01/2026

🖤 Spirits told you to “Check yourself before you wreck yourself.” your vibes are chaotic ✨️💅

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