16/09/2026
👣 Ode Tae Crabbit Toes (And the Practitioner Who Fixes Them)
You’ve walked through the glaur and the damp Scottish rain,
With a corn on your tae and a dull heelie pain.
You’ve squeezed into buits that are three sizes tae small,
And now you can barely walk down tae the hall.
"Och, I’m sorry," you whisper, "my feet are a fright!
They’ve no’ seen the sun, and they look like a sight.
"But dinnae you worry, stop hiding your soles,
And stop wearing socks that are riddled with holes!
No hard skin or bunion will give me a scare,
Your poor tired taes just need tender loving care.
So kick off your trainers and sit yourself doon,
I’ll make you the springiest walker in toon!
From your heels to your digits, I'll clear out the plight,
And you’ll bounce out the cheir feeling so light.
Don't suffer in silence with throbbing toes—
Book an appointment, and clear up your woes!
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