21/10/2026
You know when you get a cancellation and suddenly think you’ve been blessed with FREE TIME?! 🤩
Five glorious hours where I could do literally ANYTHING. Relax? Go shopping? Be a normal functioning human being? ABSOLUTELY NOT. 🤣
Instead, I thought, DO YOU KNOW WHAT SOUNDS LIKE A BRILLIANT IDEA?! FIVE HOURS OF SELF-INFLICTED PAIN. 💀
Because apparently, being a tattoo artist means that when left unsupervised for too long, I become my own worst client. 🤣
I’ve been meaning to finish my stomach tattoo since the actual DAWN OF THE DINOSAURS. 🦖 It’s had more white space than a bloody colouring book for YEARS, and today I finally managed to get a massive chunk of it filled in!
Am I pleased? ABSOLUTELY.
Am I now feeling incredibly fragile and questioning every life decision I’ve ever made? ALSO ABSOLUTELY. 🫠
So, respectfully, CAN EVERYONE PLEASE STOP CANCELLING THEIR APPOINTMENTS?! Because at this rate I’m going to end up tattooing every available inch of myself, and quite frankly, I don’t have the pain tolerance or the emotional stability for that. 🤣
Anyway, enjoy my questionable decision-making. I’m off to lie very still and feel sorry for myself. 🥲💕
My trusty products! 💉
💗 – PINK, obviously!
🌸 – MORE PINKS!
😍 – I mean… COME ON. THE SMELL!
🐆 – Blacker than blackkkkk!
📦 – Keeping me stocked up!
✨ – Thanks Dan!
🌈 – Colours. ALLLLLL the colours!
😮💨 – Saving my clients from those last-minute ouches!
🧤 – Providing me with a horrible colour!
🍌 – BANANA RAMA!