Kalindi Jordan

22/10/2026

This Alchemy Circle will focus on the Healing Power of Pleasure and rewiring your body for safety, sensation and or***ms.

This circle invites slow, non-judgemental reconnection, listening to the body’s signals, honouring what has been held and allowing sensation and desire to return in their own rhythm.

📅 Webinar starts 3rd November at 8:00 PM GMT
💷 Cost: £25
To book, go to the link in my bio

15/10/2026

Last spaces are available for S*x, Blood & Bone retreat.
We will be attending to Ancestral S*xual Memory and Its Effects on Your Relationships from Thursday 12th till Sunday 15th November 2026, at Earthspirit Retreat Centre, Somerset, UK

To book go to the link in my bio.

For the past 17 years, I’ve been holding space in the field of s*xual healing and vitality. One recurring influence I witness in people’s relationships is the impact of their ancestral lineage — the nature and nurture that was or wasn’t available.

The unspoken stories.
The inherited shame.
The unmet needs, emotional stagnation, abuse, and beliefs passed down through blood.

If this resonates, I invite you to step into the mystery of your body.
To feel. To listen. To remember.

This weekend retreat is an embodied exploration of the energetic imprints held in your lineage — and how they shape your current s*xual expression.

Together, we will explore:
• Shamanic trance dance
• Inner journeying
• Breathwork

A space to unlock the supportive frequencies and gifts woven into your ancestral DNA.

This offering is open to everyone.
Held by Kalindi Jordan and Pete Warnock.
I sense this one will be deep.


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09/10/2026

My in-person sessions for women are returning on Wednesday, 21st October!

My sessions draw upon my 33 years as a bodyworker and 16 years as a s*x and relationship coach, weaving together touch, conversation, breath, sound, movement, constellations and coaching, alongside many other modalities.

Women come to me for many different reasons. You might be:

Experiencing pain or disconnection from your body.

Navigating changes in libido, desire or s*xuality

Support following birth, trauma or difficult s*xual experiences

Moving through perimenopause or menopause

Experiencing vaginismus, vulval or pelvic pain

Longing for a deeper relationship with your sensuality, pleasure and s*xual vitality.

There doesn’t have to be something “wrong” for you to come and work with me.

Sometimes there is simply a desire to know your body more deeply, to expand what feels possible, or to give yourself dedicated space to explore something that has quietly been asking for your attention.

Every session is different because every woman and every body is different. We begin with what is present for you and allow the work to unfold from there, always at the pace of your body, with communication, consent and choice throughout.

My first appointments will be available from Wednesday 21st October.

I’ll initially be offering in-person sessions just two days a week, so spaces will be limited.

If you feel drawn to working with me, or you’d like to find out whether a session might be right for you, send me a private message or get in touch to book.

It feels very good to be opening the doors to this work again.

05/10/2026

First I need to say - A short post on Instagram doesn't offer this raw and vi@lent side of humanity the time and space for it to be seen and heard at all!

In this time where s.xu.l assault and vi@lation is becoming more visible on a global scale, even though it's always been with us, hidden in the shadows, lifetimes of women, many who have often never shared, been recognised or supported for the experience of pain that they have been through.

In my journey alongside women, my heart has broken over and over again. The stories I have heard!

The impact of [email protected] ripples in ways that no one can see on the outside. The way that it twists and turns the inner nervous system and s.xu.l map.

It is truly a crime.

The ignorance and disassociation from love that it requires to hurt someone in this way is a devastating disease within humanity.

I have witnessed so deeply the threads that get entangled in women's bodies, the parts of themselves that get collapsed and reduced, minimised. I've watched the confusion, pain and the escape from their beautiful body!

I have also watched women rise, I have watched women claim, reprogram, rewire and reeducate their whole body, reclaiming the stolen narrative. There is something so profound to watch a woman call herself home, call herself in, engage with her system, re-train, re-invite, say no to the repercussions, say no to the patterns that once protected her, to be in :

You body is for your pleasure
Your body belongs to you

I have watched so many women re-membering and to have access to their whole s.xu.l body.

Touch. I really deeply believe that part of the s.xu.l healing isn't just talking about what we remember, isn't just sharing the shame or sharing the confusion or sharing the stories, these are all very important parts of the journey. It is also about coming back into connection with your relationship to the body, your sensations of your body, the flow in your body, the freedom in your body, all the places that get frozen, stuck, armoured, numb.

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23/09/2026

Six years ago, during the first lockdown, all my hair fell out within ten days.

I have alopecia universalis.

I remember standing in the shower with my hair coming out in clumps in my hands.

I remember waking up to find my eyebrows on my pillow.

And then, one by one, all the hair on my body disappeared.

I would look in the mirror and feel like a fresh new baby. Bare. Exposed. Vulnerable. And with absolutely no idea what was happening.

Would it ever come back?
What did this mean?
What had I done wrong?

And I cried.
And I cried.
And I cried.

Perhaps one of the hardest parts wasn’t actually losing my hair.

It was everything my mind made it mean.

I thought I had looked after my body. I thought I had lived a healthy life. So where had I gone wrong? What had I done? Was I somehow being punished?

And underneath those questions were even deeper fears.

Would my beloved still want me?
Would my friends still want to walk down the street with me?
Would anyone want to come and work with me?
Would my family feel embarrassed to be seen beside me?
Would people assume I was ill?
Would I still belong?

It felt as though life had kicked me in the back of the knees and I had crashed to the floor.

Something inside my life had profoundly changed.

And then began another journey.

I refused to allow what was happening on the outside to create a rupture in my connection with life.

I wanted to keep loving.
Keep living.
Keep belonging.
Keep showing up.
Keep loving myself.

And beautifully, the people around me kept loving me too.

My friends still walk beside me.
My beloved still loves me.
My family still stands beside me.
People still come and work with me.

But there is another part of alopecia that people don’t always see.

The tears in the night.

The deep breath before stepping out of the door.

The staring faces in the street.
The moments when someone looks at you and you know they’re wondering what’s wrong.

And in those moments, again and again, I have learned to come back to myself.

Breathe.

Centre.

Self-love.
Self-love.
Self-love.

Beauty is an experience…

Alopecia has been an extraordinary journey into meeting my own judgments, my fears about beauty and desirability, my fear of rejection and my fear of no longer belonging.

It has invited me into something deeper:

To fall in love with myself beyond image, to understand beauty as an experience of life not a doing.

To take more inner care for thoughts and to attend to fears lovingly.

To move beyond whether somebody else understands or approves of the body they see. To not waste precious life on worrying about others judgements or rejections.

I would never pretend that this journey hasn’t hurt.

It has.

But six years later, I can also thank life for what it has taught me.

Still loving.
Still living.
Still belonging.
Still me.

And perhaps, in some ways, more deeply me than I have ever been.

For Alopecia Awareness Month, this is a little piece of my story.

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21/09/2026

Join me for this year’s Sensual Mastery Programme. Sensual Mastery is a journey to s*xual confidence, awakening your body’s s*xual freedom, and creating an inspired relationship.

Many of us realise that we need to address any underlying s*xual restriction that we carry, for us to be s*xually free, to step out of restrictive patterns into a lighter frequency.
Our instinct and intuition need to be open more fully in connection with the source of life. In these times, when information is conflicting, confusing, and fear-inducing, a polarisation of beliefs and disharmony is rising. We need to sit more fully in our centre, and to do this, we need to sit deeply in the root of our body – our s*xual centre.
This journey is a dynamic, experiential, trauma-informed exploration that will allow you to find inner safety as a s*xually confident, fulfilled and vibrant woman. It will be a roadmap for the unfolding of your own sensual ecstatic nature.
This retreat will take place from Monday, 3rd May to Sunday, 9th May 2027, near Glastonbury, UK.

We will be working in-person within a supportive and clearly held group of no more than 14 women.

To find out more, check the link in my bio.

15/09/2026

This Alchemy Circle will focus on the rebuilding intimacy after childbirth.

We’ll explore how to feel ready to receive internal touch again in a way that is safe, conscious, and led by your own timing.

📅 Webinar starts 21st October at 8:00 PM BST
💷 Cost: £25
To book, go to the link in my bio

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26/08/2026

Beautiful conscious deepening of your love relationship on every level starts 1st September 🧡

What would happen to your body if you neglected it? If you didn't nourish it, didn't exercise it, didn't tend to it at all?

Would it thrive?

Yes or no?

We both already know the answer.

And here's the thing most of us miss - our intimate relationships are exactly the same. They need tending., nurturing, and yes, sometimes a bit of w**ding.

But most of us were never taught how. We picked up what we could from role models who were often just as lost as we were, or we inherited patterns that either never worked or stopped working long ago.

Over the years, both individually and together, Kalindi and I have explored so many powerful development and relational tools - from every angle, viewpoint and approach you can imagine. And we've put every one of them to the test in our 18 years of living together.

Plenty fell by the wayside. What's left is a core set of practices we come back to day in, day out, week in, week out - the ones that actually work in the real, everyday mess and magic of sharing a life with someone. These practices are the basis of our Amrita Couples Ta**ra Programme.

We don't teach theory. We only share what we know works in our own relationship - and have taught to hundreds of couples.
So - are you ready?

Ready to uplevel your relationship. To w**d out what isn't working. To re-dream your desires, your needs, your shared compass. To learn new somatic tools that let you meet everything in relationship with more ease, grace and pleasure.

Your relationship has the potential to be the adventure of your lifetime. Most people just never learn how.

Kalindi and I live a genuinely magical life together, and nothing lights us up more than helping other couples do the same.

It's so much harder to become excellent at the guitar or the piano without a teacher. The same is true of anything in life - and s3x, love and relationship are no different.

And just like exercise, yoga, meditation or playing an instrument, learning isn't a one-time event. It takes playing, exploring, repetition, refining and honing the skills that bring real, pleasing results.

Make your relationship a living, evolving masterpiece - a source of shared inspiration, joy and love.

Join us for the next online cohort of Amrita Ta**ra for Couples, starting 1st September.

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11/08/2026

Join Pete and I for our online-live Amrita Couples Ta**ra Programme - starting 1st September 2026.
Every relationship is a journey, an ongoing learning process where we strive to understand and support each other. As we navigate this path, we often stumble upon challenges that push us to grow and evolve. The key is to listen, to truly be there for each other, and to continuously seek improvement. This is where our Amrita Ta**ra Couples Programme comes into play.
Our Amrita Couples Programme is specially designed for couples seeking to strengthen their bond, explore their s*xuality, and navigate any intimacy-related challenges together. With our years of experience and guidance, you’ll learn through the lens of Ta**ra, empowering you to attend to disconnections and embrace more fulfilment and passion with each other.

Join us on this transformative journey and awaken a deep experience of s*xual connection and fun.

To find out more go to the link in my bio…

11/08/2026

I was a guest on Joe domino the Famous Interviews podcast, where we discuss conscious relationships, intimacy, personal growth, healing, transformation, emotional intelligence, connection, coaching, mentorship, and the evolving nature of human relationships in the modern world.

To listen to this episode go to the link in my bio.