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My alarm went off nine times this morning. I remember zero of them.Somewhere between snooze four and snooze five, a vers...
23/09/2026

My alarm went off nine times this morning. I remember zero of them.

Somewhere between snooze four and snooze five, a version of me apparently made deals, promises, negotiations — full conversations with the alarm clock that I have no memory of agreeing to. And yet I woke up, eventually, like nothing happened, like I hadn't spent forty minutes in a hostage negotiation with a phone.

The snooze button gives you nine extra minutes. It does not give you nine minutes of sleep. It gives you nine minutes of dread, on a loop, where part of your brain is awake enough to know it's making things worse and does it anyway.

I've set the alarm across the room before. I still found a way to snooze it half-asleep, walking, eyes closed. That takes a kind of commitment I don't apply to anything else in my life.

How many snoozes is your personal record, and are you proud of it or not?

I have two piles of laundry on my chair. One is clean. One is dirty. I no longer know which is which.This happened gradu...
23/09/2026

I have two piles of laundry on my chair. One is clean. One is dirty. I no longer know which is which.

This happened gradually. At some point "I'll fold it later" became "I'll just wear it from the chair," and now the chair functions as a second closet that I have to sniff-test before trusting.

Yesterday I put on a shirt from the chair, wore it for four hours, and then found the same shirt, clean, folded, in my actual dresser. So there were two of the same shirt. One was a decision. I don't know which.

I own a dresser. It has drawers. They're empty because the chair got there first and never gave the job back.

Anyway I did laundry today. It's now sitting in the basket, unfolded, next to the chair, forming what I can only describe as pile number three.

What's the one piece of furniture in your house that's secretly become a closet?

I opened three tabs to buy a phone charger. I now have a phone charger, a kitchen organizer I don't remember clicking on...
23/09/2026

I opened three tabs to buy a phone charger. I now have a phone charger, a kitchen organizer I don't remember clicking on, and eleven reviews of standing desks memorized against my will.

The charger's still in the cart. Unpurchased. Day four.

What got me was one review — 22 minutes long, a guy comparing charging speeds down to the decimal, dead serious, like this was a courtroom. I watched the whole thing. I have never once cared about milliamps. I cared about them for 22 minutes that night.

I closed the laptop without buying anything, which felt like victory, until 8am the next day when I remembered — I still don't have a charger. Back to the same tab. Same cart. One day older.

I don't think I was ever actually shopping. I think I was looking for a reason to stop looking, and the algorithm kept handing me new reasons to keep going instead.

The charger's still sitting there. I might just go to the store.

What's been sitting in your cart the longest, unbought, for no real reason?

I've paid for this gym membership for fourteen months. I've been twice. Both times were in the first week, both times I ...
23/09/2026

I've paid for this gym membership for fourteen months. I've been twice. Both times were in the first week, both times I left because "it was busy," which is a lie — it wasn't busy, I just didn't want to be looked at while learning how a cable machine works.

The app still sends me notifications. "You haven't logged a workout in a while!" Correct. Astute. I've considered replying.

Here's the part I can't get past: I still believe, every single month when the charge goes through, that this is the month I start. Not because anything's changed. I just like being a person who's "about to."

Fourteen months of being about to. At some point that's not a phase, that's just who I am with a recurring charge attached.

I haven't cancelled it though. If I cancel it, I have to admit I was never going.

What are you still paying for that you've accepted you're never using?

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