07/10/2026
Patagonia is all over your bucket list, but before you pack your bags and book our trip, there are a few things you should know. 👀
From hikes that will test your legs, to wildlife that refuses to pose for your camera, weather with commitment issues, and landscapes that look suspiciously Photoshopped… we’ve learned a thing or two after 6 editions of this adventure.
So here’s our honest, slightly cheeky guide to Patagonia — the good, the challenging, and the things nobody tells you before you go. 🏔️
1. The hikes to Fitz Roy and Torres del Paine aren’t a walk in the park. Expect steep sections and sore muscles. Good shoes, proper gear, and determination go a long way. The views? Worth every step.
2. Those unreal turquoise lakes you’ve been saving on Instagram? They actually look like that. They seem unreal and leave you speechless 😶
3. Perito Moreno was long considered relatively stable compared to many other glaciers. But recent observations point to ice loss and retreat. A beautiful reminder that these landscapes aren’t frozen in time…
4. Endless steppe can get a little repetitive after a few hours on the road. But keep your eyes peeled! Guanacos, ñandús, condors, foxes and other wildlife might turn your dull drive into a real-life safari. No guarantees, though, the animals don’t work for us 😂
5. Spotting a puma in the wild is an incredible privilege, not a guaranteed attraction. We’re already on our sixth edition of this journey, and these elusive cats still haven’t made an appearance for us. Maybe next time? 🤞
6. You can hike for hours and arrive to find the peaks hidden behind clouds. Patagonia doesn’t guarantee postcard weather, and sometimes the most important thing you pack is flexibility.
7. Tierra del Fuego National Park is still one of our all-time favourite hikes. Think breathtaking scenery, peaceful trails, lush forests and coastal views — all without the crowds. And it’s relatively short and easy, so you don’t need to sacrifice your knees for the views. ❤️
8. When the Beagle Channel gets rough, the boat ride can be pretty bumpy — not ideal if you’re prone to seasickness. It happened to us only once, though, and spotting penguins, sea