Kneads Met, LLC

10/03/2026

PFD Wellness Treat — $150

Get a 60-minute massage + FREE cupping OR hot stone upgrade.
Use your PFD to invest in your body and walk away feeling like you actually spent that money on something you needed. ❤️

Choose your focus:
💆🏾‍♀️ Therapeutic/deep tissue
🌿 Relaxation
🎯 Myofascial release
🔥 Hot stones
🌀 Cupping

$150 • 60-minute massage + complimentary upgrade

📅 PFD special available for a limited time
📲 Book through MassageBook
---Deals "PFD Massage + Upgrade"

09/20/2026

September 18, 2026
That's A Pause On My Summer Gig With 907 Tours
So One Last Hoorah With Matanuska Glacier Adventures Seeing All The Spectacular Staff There & Of Long R***e Lodge
One Last Glacier Facial, Hearing The Soft Water Running Through The Crevace, One Last Group Pic With More Brave Tough Souls That Hiked With Me...
☆★☆☆☆★★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆★★☆☆☆☆★☆☆☆
To Celebrating With My Love Jœseph Stōlz Of Our 5years. Watching Him Show Off One Of His Many Amazing Talents!! Comedy Comedy Comedy With Rubber Ptarmigan Comedy Turnagain Brewing
Then Quick Dinner Eye Tooth, Got Way Too Excited To See 2 Bottles Of The Good Old Uncle Nearest Premium Wh***ey On The Shelf. Dinner Was Spot On Per Usual
💐❤️‍🔥💐🥂💐🤘💐🫶💐🥰💐😎💐🤩💐🥂💐❤️‍🔥
CHEERS TO MY NEXT VENTURES

09/08/2026

09/06/2026

How It Starts...💆🏽‍♀️Cool, Calm, Chill
How It Endzz...
😵‍💫Rewired🧟‍♀️
🫠Melted🫶
🥱Sleepy😴
I Love The Messy Beds Created After Each Session
🥰🤩🤗
Tag Your Next Session

08/07/2026

Beyond Grateful To All The Vendors, Sponsors & Gud Frenz I Call Family 🥰

Another Fest Down, More Goalz Achieved, More Laughing/Heartfelt Gratitude Had.

Cheers, Until Next Year ❤️🙏🥳💗🖖💛🖖

07/07/2026

July Has Hit!
Beyond Excited & Grateful To Get To Work Outdoors This Summer. But Still Able To Enjoy My Work In.
People Ask Why I Always Work Multi Jobs...Because I'm A Multi Person. I'm For Everyone, I'm For The Culture, I'm Forever Me
💥💐🎉😋🌟🙌💖🌞🌈
Thank You
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04/27/2026

Be honest… what mom REALLY wants is a massage 😌💐
This year, skip the guesswork.
🌷 Mother’s Day Deal 🌷
$30 OFF 60-minute Massage

☆☆Free add-on of either Hot Stones or Cupping within session. She simply needs to request.

Because:
👉 She’s tired
👉 Her shoulders hurt
👉 And she deserves better than a last-minute gift

🎁 Gift certificates available through website also.

📅 Book before spots fill up, under promotion Mother’sDay. Promotion ends 5/11/26

📍 Anchorage | Kneads Met, LLC
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