10/21/2026
THE WONDERLAND DISAPPEARANCE
A Most Peculiar Incident…
It was a perfectly ordinary evening at Wonderland.
The lanterns were glowing, the pumpkins were grinning, and I had just stepped outside in my slippers to enjoy a little peace and quiet.
Then came a strange humming sound.
The porch lights flickered.
A mysterious turquoise glow appeared overhead.
And then… P**F!
Gone.
No screams. No struggle. Just two lonely slippers and a suspicious little wisp of smoke.
The neighbors reported unusual lights. The pumpkins refused to comment.
And somewhere in a galaxy far, far away, a tiny alien was heard saying…
“Are we SURE this was the right human?”
To which another replied…
“I don't know, but she's already redecorating the spaceship!”
Investigation ongoing. Slippers remain at the scene. 👽
Wonderland Healing Center, LLC
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