10/12/2026
Other true horrors of the season 💀:
The front camera opening by accident. A genuine horror experience.
A $9 latte you will absolutely buy again tomorrow. A slow-motion nightmare.
Pulling your favorite sweater out of the bin and realizing it smells like storage.
The heat kicking on for the first time and your skin feeling tight within four minutes. Terrifying.
Your SPF migrating to the back of the drawer because “it’s cloudy now.” The real horror story.
October dressing-room lighting. A haunted house, but with worse mirrors.
The pumpkin patch photo someone took from below. A jump scare you cannot unsee.
Your tox wearing off the exact week of the first holiday party. Spooky season indeed.
We can’t help with the sweater or the latte...the rest of it, though? We’ve got you. 🤍