Noble Nutrition, LLC

09/16/2026

I haven't made a video in some time. In this week's video, we'll come up for air & talk about the five of the most important nutrition-related stories in the United States.

07/22/2026

I didn’t realize people ate so little Girl Scout cookies, considering my family eats about 210,161,999,999 of these calories.

07/09/2026

**NSFW: Cursing** In this episode of "RD Reacts", we have Donald Trump's lost twin to discuss Sunny D Peeps, a young man attempts to eat a couple tablespoons of salt, and we find out: Is it possible to chug a whole can of sparkling water without burping?

05/07/2026

In this edition of "RD: Robust or Dust": Does your body require fruit? Or is the point moot?

04/26/2026

‘Functional foods’ have gained a lot of ground on social media as of late. The only problem: Most of these claims are flakier than a buttermilk biscuit. Read more in this month's Noble Nutrition Blog.

Scroll through TikTok for a few minutes and you’ll quickly run into what’s being called “functional eating.” The premise sounds appealing: Eat specific foods to produce targeted effects in your body. >"Feeling stressed? Eat this to lower cortisol." >"Struggling with focus? Try these foods to...

03/11/2026

To all of my colleagues & competitors: We might not agree on the importance of carbs, or how much protein a person can absorb in a day. More importantly, what unites us is our desire to improve the lives of others, and to offend the corrupt forces that have taken hold of our food/media.

Take this day to reflect on the lives you’ve touched. Someone out there is healthier today because of you. Happy RD Day🙏

03/05/2026

Please join us on Saturday, March 21st at Bailey Middle School (10 AM - 12 PM) for an exciting event with some of the region's top experts in women's health & nutrition. We'll have some legitimately solid giveaways, a CardioFunk session with the legendary Lem Houston, as well as Yoga, and even Tai Chi! Dress for exercise because you will break a sweat. It's only $5. We hope to see you there.

03/02/2026

Local to Lake Norman. Covered by BCBS & Aetna. Don't wait to achieve your health goals. Let's make 2026 count.

02/22/2026

Well there goes that snack idea.

02/12/2026

Are you struggling with late snacking? In this edition of "Tim's Tips", we talk about why the issue might not be the snacking itself.