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Tattoos By Brent "My goal here is to get you good tattoos at great prices. I guarantee the lowest prices around. Fro

10/09/2026

๐Ÿ˜ˆ TAG YOUR TATTOO ENABLER

Everyone who has tattoos has that friend.

You send them a tattoo idea expecting someone to talk you out of itโ€ฆ

and instead they say:

โ€œDO IT.โ€

Then five minutes later:

โ€œWaitโ€ฆ should I get one too?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ‘‡ TAG YOUR TATTOO ENABLER.

Let's see which one of you is the bad influence.

And NO, tagging them does not get either of you a free tattoo. I cannot believe I feel the need to clarify this, but here we are. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚

10/08/2026

๐Ÿ’€ MR. BONEMAN'S TATTOO COURT IS NOW IN SESSION. ๐Ÿ’€

Today's crime:

You have a tattoo appointment tomorrowโ€ฆ

but your significant other says:

โ€œDon't you think you have enough tattoos?โ€

How do you plead?

๐Ÿ˜‚ Guilty โ€” but I'm still going
๐Ÿ˜‡ Innocent โ€” there's clearly still empty skin
๐Ÿ’€ No comment without my attorney
๐Ÿ‘€ What tattoo appointment?
๐Ÿ˜ˆ I booked them one too

Mr. Boneman will be reviewing your responses and judging all of you accordingly.

๐Ÿ‘‡ Court is now open.

10/07/2026

๐Ÿ–ค CALLING THE TATTOO VIRGINS

Okay, people who have NEVER been tattooedโ€ฆ

What's stopping you? ๐Ÿ‘€

๐Ÿ˜ฌ Nervous about the pain?
๐Ÿ’ฐ Worried about the cost?
๐ŸŽจ Can't decide on a design?
๐Ÿคท Don't know how the whole process works?
๐Ÿ‘€ Haven't found the right artist yet?
๐Ÿ˜‚ Your mom said no and you're 37?

No judgment. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Drop your reason belowโ€”or ask the question you've always wanted to ask about getting your first tattoo.

Tattoo veterans: help them out in the comments! What would YOU tell someone before their first tattoo?

10/06/2026

๐Ÿ”ฅ LET'S BUILD A RIDICULOUS TATTOO

Let's create the most chaotic imaginary tattoo design possible. ๐Ÿ˜‚

DO NOT answer everything.

Comment ONLY ONE thing:

๐Ÿ‘‡ An animal
๐Ÿ‘‡ An object
๐Ÿ‘‡ A word
๐Ÿ‘‡ A location
๐Ÿ‘‡ A facial expression
๐Ÿ‘‡ Something completely ridiculous

Then we'll see what absolute monstrosity the comments create together. ๐Ÿ’€

IMPORTANT: This is just for fun. Commenting does NOT mean the design will be tattooed, drawn for free, given away, or magically appear on your body overnight. ๐Ÿ˜‚

GO.

10/03/2026

๐Ÿšจ TATTOO ROLL CALL ๐Ÿšจ

I want to see who's actually following this page.

Comment:

0 โ€” I'm an innocent little blank canvas ๐Ÿ˜‡
1โ€“3 โ€” Just getting started
4โ€“10 โ€” Things have escalated
11โ€“20 โ€” I have accepted my fate
20+ โ€” I have no idea anymore ๐Ÿ’€
โ€œI stopped countingโ€ โ€” You are my people. ๐Ÿ˜‚

BONUS QUESTION:

How many of those tattoos were done by Brent? ๐Ÿ‘€

10/02/2026

๐Ÿ‘€ THE $500 TATTOO QUESTION

HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION TIME: ๐Ÿ‘€

Imagine you had $500 that could ONLY be spent on a tattoo.

You can't save it.
You can't pay bills with it.
For this completely imaginary scenario, responsibility is not an option. ๐Ÿ˜‚

What are you getting?

And don't just say โ€œa tattoo.โ€

I want to know WHAT and WHERE. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘‡

Let's see who's been secretly planning their next piece.

For the love of all things holy, this is a hypothetical question. Nobody is giving away $500 or a tattoo. ๐Ÿ˜‚

09/30/2026

๐Ÿšจ TATTOO BOOKS ARE OPEN! ๐Ÿšจ
New clients? Come say hi. ๐Ÿ–ค
Returning clients? You already know youโ€™re coming back eventually, so we can stop pretending. ๐Ÿ˜‚
Iโ€™m currently looking to book:
โœจ Custom pieces
๐Ÿ–ค Dark / spooky designs
๐ŸŒ™ Celestial pieces
๐ŸŒธ Meaningful & sentimental tattoos
๐Ÿ’€ Weird ideas
๐Ÿ”ฅ And your completely unhinged โ€œhear me outโ€ฆโ€ concepts
Big or small, meaningful or simply because you think it looks badass โ€” I want to hear the idea.
๐Ÿ“ฉ Message me to talk design, placement & availability.
Your next tattoo isnโ€™t going to book itself. ๐Ÿ‘€

09/29/2026

๐Ÿ‘€ENGAGEMENT BAIT, BUT FUN
Okay, I want to know somethingโ€ฆ
If someone handed you a FREE tattoo appointment right now, but you had exactly 30 seconds to decide what you were gettingโ€ฆ
What are you choosing? ๐Ÿ‘€
No thinking about it. No changing your answer. First tattoo idea that popped into your head.

๐Ÿ‘‡ DROP IT IN THE COMMENTS.

Bonus points if itโ€™s completely unhinged. ๐Ÿ˜‚
And who knowsโ€ฆ maybe seeing it written down is the push you needed to finally book it. ๐Ÿ‘€

09/28/2026

๐Ÿ–ค THE SENTIMENTAL ONE
Some tattoos are just because they look badass.
Others carry a whole story.
A person. A memory. A chapter you survived. Someone you never want to forget. Something you never want to lose.
And sometimes itโ€™s a little bit of both.
If youโ€™ve been holding onto an idea that actually means something to you, Iโ€™d love the opportunity to help turn it into something you can carry with you forever.
๐Ÿ“ฉ My messages are open for new and returning clients.

09/27/2026

๐Ÿ’€ MR. BONEMAN EDITION
Mr. Boneman would like everyone to know that untreated tattoo fever may cause:
โ˜ ๏ธ Excessive Pinterest scrolling
โ˜ ๏ธ Randomly staring at empty spots on your body
โ˜ ๏ธ Saying โ€œI only want one moreโ€
โ˜ ๏ธ Sending your tattoo artist questionable ideas at inappropriate hours
โ˜ ๏ธ Suddenly discovering money when tattoo appointments become available
Unfortunately, there is only one known treatmentโ€ฆ
Another tattoo. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
Mr. Boneman recommends messaging me immediately.

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442 E Main Street
Malone, NY
12953

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Tuesday 12pm - 6pm
Wednesday 12pm - 6pm
Thursday 12pm - 6pm
Friday 12pm - 6pm
Saturday 12pm - 6pm

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