10/30/2026
💆♀️ THINGS YOU THINK YOUR MASSAGE THERAPIST NOTICES, BUT SHE ACTUALLY COULD NOT CARE LESS!!!
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I hear so many apologies from clients and NO apologies are needed!
➡️➡️➡️➡️ YOU know who you are! 🤦🏼♀️🤷♀️😂
So let’s talk about it, y’all! ♥️
1️⃣ “I’m so sorry I didn’t shave my legs!”
Honey, I promise you, I do NOT care! 😂 Whether you shaved this morning, last month, or sometime around Easter, it makes absolutely no difference to me. I’m here to work on your muscles, not inspect your shaving habits! And truth be told, I might not have shaved either….so welcome to the club!🤫🤐😂
2️⃣ “Please don’t look at my feet! I need a pedicure SO bad!” 🦶
Let me tell you something. Chipped toenail polish, unpainted nails, calluses, rough heels, or toes that haven’t seen a nail salon in six months? NOT a problem! You do not need freshly polished toes to deserve a good foot massage. And you certainly don’t need to spend money on a pedicure before coming to see me👣
3️⃣ “I’m embarrassed about how my body looks.”
Stretch marks? I’ve seen them and I’ve got them! Cellulite? Yep, that too! Completely normal. Scars, wrinkles, loose skin, extra weight, body changes, or a belly that isn’t flat? ✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️
NONE of that bothers me. And NONE of it should make you feel less beautiful! ❤️
EVERY body is beautiful, regardless of shape, size, age, or imperfections. Your body has carried you through every single day of your life. It deserves care, not criticism.
And while we’re on the subject, please don’t let the thought of being undressed keep you from experiencing massage therapy! If you’ve never had a massage session, you may have anxiety about being undressed during massage. NO WORRIES!! You will NEVER be laying in the open, exposed on my table!
You undress only to your personal comfort level, and professional draping is ALWAYS used. You remain appropriately covered throughout your session, and only the area I’m actively working on is uncovered.
There is absolutely no reason to feel embarrassed, exposed, or anxious about your body in my treatment room.
4️⃣ “Oh my goodness, did I just SNORE?!” 😴
Yep. And you know what? I LOVE IT! 😂 If you’re relaxed enough to fall asleep on my table, snoring and all, I’m taking that as a compliment! No apologies necessary! 💤😴
5️⃣ “I’m so embarrassed! My stomach is growling… or worse, I passed GAS!” 😂
Y’all, listen. Stomachs growl. Joints pop. Bodies make noises. And YES, sometimes people pass gas during a massage!
When your body relaxes, things happen! It’s a perfectly normal bodily function, and I can assure you that you are NOT the first person it’s happened to, and you certainly won’t be the last!
I’m not going to gasp, judge you, or make a big production out of it. We can both just carry on like nothing happened! 😂
6️⃣ “I’m sorry I’m talking so much!” OR “I’m sorry I’m being so quiet!”
Listen, this is YOUR time. Want to talk about your day, your family, your problems, or everything under the sun? I’m happy to listen. Want to close your eyes and not say another word for 90 minutes? That’s perfectly fine, too! Relax and drift away….no need to make conversation. The session is all about YOU!
❤️ NOW, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I DO CARE ABOUT…
I care about the pain you’ve been dealing with.
I care about the tension you’ve been carrying.
I care about whether you’re comfortable, whether you feel safe, and whether you’re getting the individualized attention your body needs.
I care about helping you move better, feel better, and leave my table knowing that I’ve truly listened to you.
I care that you feel respected, that your boundaries are honored, and that you never feel uncomfortable or embarrassed to speak up.
I don’t need you freshly shaved, perfectly polished, a certain size, or looking like you just stepped out of a magazine.
I just need you to show up exactly as you are and I will meet you right where you are.
Because at Soothing Solutions Neuromuscular Massage & Wellness, you’re not here to follow a bunch of guidelines….you have enough of those in your life already.
You’re here to let all of that go, leave it on the table, and walk away feeling lighter and unrestricted.
You’re here to be cared for. ❤️
And THAT is what matters to me.
YOU matter to me!
P.S. The only thing I ask is that you let me know about any health concerns or areas that need special attention. The rest? Please stop worrying about it! 💕
Book a session and let me worry about the rest!
~ Shasta Mullis, LMT, CNMT
Ga. Lic.
Soothing Solutions Neuromuscular Massage & Wellness
38 E. Sixth Street
McRae-Helena, GA 31037
Text or call 229-674-3585 to book or book online at:
https://www.vagaro.com/soothingsolutions
