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10/24/2026

the girls chat council would like a word with you

your scorpio friend is adding weird things you did to their secret file on you as we speak
10/23/2026

your scorpio friend is adding weird things you did to their secret file on you as we speak

who’s hungry? annika regales us with some s*xy dinnertime tales that may or may not include a man’s [redacted] getting d...
10/22/2026

who’s hungry? annika regales us with some s*xy dinnertime tales that may or may not include a man’s [redacted] getting dipped in tiramisu

10/21/2026

when it comes to the baddie hierarchy of having a good time, halloween is at the peak ⭑.ᐟ our resident baddie and pop culture historian isa prepared  some costume inspiration for those looking to turn it all the way this year

some things are sacred to the human experience, ya know?
10/20/2026

some things are sacred to the human experience, ya know?

for the one year anniversary of born sexy yesterday on s*x happens, ivy wolk linked up with Noah Blau of errands.show fo...
10/15/2026

for the one year anniversary of born sexy yesterday on s*x happens, ivy wolk linked up with Noah Blau of errands.show for a special, IRL edition of dispensing safe s*x and love advice to those in need  ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

the stay-at-home virgin revolution continues! our tank is super sold out (you snooze, you lose, etc.) so enjoy a carouse...
10/14/2026

the stay-at-home virgin revolution continues! our tank is super sold out (you snooze, you lose, etc.) so enjoy a carousel of certified hotties getting fits off as a consolation prize (>ᴗ•) !

Minami Gessel

the stay-at-home virgin revolution continues! our tank is super sold out (you snooze, you lose, etc.) so enjoy a carousel of certified hotties getting fits off as a consolation prize (>ᴗ•) !

satya

the stay-at-home virgin revolution continues! our tank is super sold out (you snooze, you lose, etc.) so enjoy a carousel of certified hotties getting fits off as a consolation prize (>ᴗ•) !

Mila

the stay-at-home virgin revolution continues! our tank is super sold out (you snooze, you lose, etc.) so enjoy a carousel of certified hotties getting fits off as a consolation prize (>ᴗ•) !

Riley Virginia Vail

the stay-at-home virgin revolution continues! our tank is super sold out (you snooze, you lose, etc.) so enjoy a carousel of certified hotties getting fits off as a consolation prize (>ᴗ•) !

violet

the stay-at-home virgin revolution continues! our tank is super sold out (you snooze, you lose, etc.) so enjoy a carousel of certified hotties getting fits off as a consolation prize (>ᴗ•) !

lawyerbae 🩷

10/11/2026

call it the cinephile’s halloween pre-game

this week, our extended girlfriend family welcomes Yasi Salek, the brains (and moxie) behind every music nerd’s dream po...
10/08/2026

this week, our extended girlfriend family welcomes Yasi Salek, the brains (and moxie) behind every music nerd’s dream podcast, bandsplain ‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ her POV: i’m your girlfriend interview is filled with taurean delights, including, but not limited to: strict rules about dinner hours, her go-to niche perfume, rigorous relaxation, and emotional support piles of random stuff :) read it in full on s*x happens dot substack dot com

one day the s*x happens substack notes will be in the library of congress…watch this space
10/07/2026

one day the s*x happens substack notes will be in the library of congress…watch this space

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