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10/21/2026

🚨 NYC BALD MEETUP THIS SATURDAY! 👨‍🦲🔥

📅 October 24th | 5–8 PM
📍 Secret Room, NYC

Come with hair. Leave bald. 💀🪒

That’s exactly what happened at our LA Bald Meetup, where we welcomed another member into the bald community! 😂

Now it’s NYC’s turn!

🎤 Bald comedians
🎁 Gear & giveaways
💈 Shave your head for $100
👨‍🦲 Good people, great vibes, and a whole lot of bald heads.

Bald, balding, or rocking a full head of hair — EVERYONE is welcome!

TAG SOMEONE WHO SHOULD LEAVE THE NYC MEETUP BALD! 👇😂

Apparently, going bald is a power move… and science backs it up. 👨‍🦲💪A University of Pennsylvania study found that men w...
10/21/2026

Apparently, going bald is a power move… and science backs it up. 👨‍🦲💪

A University of Pennsylvania study found that men with shaved heads were perceived as MORE DOMINANT than men with full heads of hair. 🤯

But it gets even more interesting…

In one experiment, researchers digitally removed men’s hair from photographs, and participants perceived those SAME men as taller, stronger, and more dominant.

The catch? It’s about perception, not actual physical strength. And the study didn’t find that shaved heads were universally considered more attractive.

So now we want to hear from YOU. 👇

Does a completely shaved head make a man look more dominant?

📚 Source: Albert E. Mannes (2012), Shorn Scalps and Perceptions of Male Dominance.

10/20/2026

What’s actually in a bald guy’s grooming routine? 👨‍🦲🪒

The Bald Ambassador, John, breaks down the products he’s trusted for the past couple of years to keep his head clean, smooth, and moisturized.

From the Only Balds Cleanser to his go-to Gillette razor, shaving gel, and Aveeno moisturizer, he’s found a routine that works for him.

And that last comment about his moisturizer changing soon? 👀 We’ve got some things in the works.

What’s ONE product you swear by for your bald head? Drop it in the comments. 👇

10/20/2026

George Costanza should’ve just shaved it all off. 💀😂

The man knew EVERYTHING about male pattern baldness… except when to let go of his own hair. 👨‍🦲

The classic horseshoe pattern is legendary, but we can’t help wondering what a clean-shaven George would’ve looked like. 🤣

Should George have embraced the bald and gone completely clean-shaven? 👇

10/20/2026

EVERYONE is welcome at the NYC Bald Meetup! 👨‍🦲🗽

Bald, balding, bald by choice, or just here for a good time — you’re invited! 😂

📅 Saturday, October 24
⏰ 5–8 PM
📍 Secret Room, NYC

Larry David might have his own rules about who’s allowed in the bald community… but we don’t. 💀

Come meet some incredible people, have some laughs, and celebrate the bald community with us!

👇 Tag someone you’re bringing!

10/19/2026

POV: Your wife sees you bald for the first time 💀😭

She wasn’t ready for the transformation. But the confidence? IMMEDIATE. 🕺🏻😂

Send this to someone who needs to just shave it already. 🪒

10/18/2026

THEY GOT THESE HAIRCUTS FOR THE PLAYOFFS?! 😭🏀

Gotta respect the team spirit… but going fully bald would’ve made them WAY more aerodynamic. 👨‍🦲💨😂

Bald community, we need your verdict:

Are these haircuts a W or an L? 👀👇

BALD PEOPLE, WE NEED TO SETTLE THIS. 👨‍🦲🔥What’s the SINGLE best thing about being bald?Is it the confidence? Never havin...
10/18/2026

BALD PEOPLE, WE NEED TO SETTLE THIS. 👨‍🦲🔥

What’s the SINGLE best thing about being bald?

Is it the confidence? Never having a bad hair day? Saving time? Or keeping that haircut money in your pocket? 💰

We’ve heard plenty of reasons to love the bald life, but we want to hear YOURS.

🗳️ VOTE IN THE POLL!

👇 Got a better answer? Drop it in the comments!

And yes… maximum aerodynamics is a perfectly acceptable answer. 😂💨

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