10/23/2026
Yesterday I received a text from a mom that the ho**er she was using was turning her ni***es purple. 🤔
Now, I know moms are tired so I'm sitting there trying to decide what the hell she meant, but I was also tired. I couldn't come up with it so I said I'm not sure you meant ho**er but I can't for the life of me figure out what you mean.
Turns out talk-to-text doesn't know what a Haakaa is 🤣🤣
And p.s. if your ho**er is turning your ni***es purple, get your money back. If your HAAKAA is doing it, text me. 531-329-0604