09/04/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: 3 is officially more than 2.
We ran the numbers.
We checked with accounting.
We even asked a guy who’s really good at math.
It’s true.
So for our Labor Day Sale:
BUY 2 → GET 1 FREE 🎉
That’s 3 bottles.
For the price of 2.
Which means more of the supplements you love… and the deeply satisfying feeling that comes from getting something for FREE.
Use code LABOR26 at checkout.
Go ahead. Stock up.
Because 3 > 2.
And frankly, we’re not sure why anyone is still arguing about this.