Patriot Nutrition / Shakes & Teas

10/09/2026

Love God, Love People 🥤

We’re OPEN today until 10am to support you while you’re storm prepping!

Storm Stacks are available while supplies last!!

10/09/2026

10/08/2026

We are serving up EXACTLY what you need to work through your to-do list!

PLUS Storm Stacks available for a limited time!!

We’re open 7-2 and we will see you soon!

10/07/2026

It’s not talking to yourself if the tea talks back 😂

We’re open 7-2 and we’ll see ya soon!

10/06/2026

October featured teas are 🔥🔥🔥

The Whipped Caramel Apple (16g caffeine + whip)
The Vampire’s Kiss Proteini (fruit punch + 15g Protein + 160mg caffeine)
The Hocus Pocus Proteini (peach + orange + blue razz + grape + 15g Protein + 160mg caffeine)
Witch’s Brew (green apple + grape + 160 OR 190mg caffeine)
Toxic Treat (green apple + watermelon + 160 OR 190mg caffeine)
Graveyard Shift (blackberry + coconut + 160 OR 190mg caffeine)

Which one are you grabbing??

10/05/2026

Just a typical Monday morning at Patriot Nutrition ✨🦄

We’re open til 2:00 and we will see you soon!

10/03/2026

Swing by today between 8-12 and support the dance team!

10/02/2026

Witch’s Brew loaded tea is here til Halloween!

160mg clean caffeine
15cals

& tastes like green apple & grape!!

See ya soon, friends!

10/01/2026

🎃 IT’S GETTING A LITTLE SPOOKY AROUND HERE… 👻

Our FRIGHTFULLY DELICIOUS October menu has officially arrived! 🕷️🧡💜

We’ve got a fun variety of protein shakes and energy teas to choose from…

…and a WHIPPED CARAMEL APPLE bonus tea because apparently we’re choosing chaos this Halloween. 😂🍎

Which one are you trying FIRST?! 👇

Available all October at Patriot Nutrition! 🧡💜🖤