10/17/2026
☠️THINGS YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT ME ☠️
You know the tattoos, but how well do you REALLY know the guy behind the beard?
Here is a list of completely true facts compiled by our shop manager about my life…except for one. Comment which one you think is a lie!
1. My wife has turned our suburban yard into an actual farm, and I kind love it.
2. One of her chickens escaped and I had to chase it down in my underwear and crocs because I was about to go to sleep.
3. I love to tattoo skulls and dark feminine stuff more than anything else.
4. I have the TV running in the background while I tattoo. Our shop manager got me into Gossip Girl and I watched the whole thing as audio only while tattooing.
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