10/01/2026
Imagine taking time out of your day to leave a negative comment on someone’s page because their advertising, business, or general happiness bothers you.
Meanwhile, I’m over here like… this is literally my dream job. 😂
When I was younger, I was convinced I was going to be a trauma surgeon. I was obsessed with ER shows, trauma medicine, all of it. Then I actually worked some pretty intense hospital nursing jobs and discovered something important:
I do not, in fact, require that much trauma or drama in my life.
So I became a Nurse Practitioner and built a primary care + wellness practice that I genuinely LOVE.
Now I get to help adults feel better. Hormones. Weight management. Blood pressure. Fatigue. Preventive care. Labs. Medications. Diagnostics. All the weird little health concerns people have been Googling for six months before finally making an appointment.
And yes—I get the fun provider perks of ordering medications, labs and diagnostic testing, interpreting results, creating treatment plans, and actually following people long-term to see them get better.
It’s a pretty freaking cool job.
So if you’re an internet troll who stumbled onto my page looking for something to be mad about… welcome. Engagement is engagement. Thanks for helping the algorithm. 😘
Fortunately, I have thick skin, a sense of humor, and very little interest in suffering fools.
For everyone else: I’m still accepting new patients. Always and forever. 🫶🏼
Come see me. Let’s figure out why you feel like crap and work on getting you back to feeling like yourself.
Sincerely,
Me — a pretty rad Nurse Practitioner who really loves her job. 🤍
P.S. If you’re happy, thriving, and minding your own business on the internet, you’re already my kind of person.