10/06/2026
Listen, I believe in empowering my employees to work independently. 😂
But since it’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month, HR would like to remind everyone that while ni**le orientation is between them and gravity, the b***s still require routine inspections. 🎀💕
Check your b***s, ladies. The Ni**le Department may be self-governing, but management still gives a s**t. 😂