10/21/2026
I think I’ve finally figured out my Halloween costume… but now I have too many options.
The Stretch Dealer? The Cupping Queen? Or should I just show up as myself?
Considering I spend my days doing assisted stretching, cupping therapy, and therapeutic massage here in Tampa, I feel like all three are pretty accurate.
Now I need your help settling this.
Which one gets your vote? Because clearly, I can’t make this decision on my own.