10/13/2026
Join us for our next class:
🌸 Meet the 7 Dwarfs of Perimenopause & Menopause! 🌸
Some days you’re running the show. Other days you’re wondering why you walked into the kitchen… while sweating… and feeling personally offended by the sound of someone chewing. 😂
Allow me to introduce the crew:
🔥 Sweaty — Your own personal tropical vacation. Usually at 3 AM. No beach included.
🥱 Sleepy — Exhausted all afternoon. Wide awake the minute your head hits the pillow.
🧠 Forgetful — Walks into a room with purpose. Leaves with a snack because the purpose is gone.
😤 Grumpy — Loves her family dearly. Would also appreciate everyone being quiet and standing farther away.
😭 Weepy — Cries over a commercial, an old photograph, or because Grumpy hurt someone’s feelings.
🌵 Dry — Skin, eyes, and intimate tissues may need extra attention. Suddenly “a little friction” isn’t so little.
🙅♀️ Not Tonight — Between poor sleep, dryness, and everything else, romance sometimes slides down the priority list.
Sound familiar? You’re in good company!
Your hormones do much more than manage your period:
🌷 Estrogen supports bones, vaginal and urinary tissues, and your menstrual cycle.
🌷 Progesterone helps regulate the uterine lining and supports pregnancy.
🌷 Testosterone contributes to sexual desire, muscle, and bone health—women need it, too!
During perimenopause, hormone levels can fluctuate. After menopause, estrogen and progesterone remain much lower. These changes can bring hot flashes, disrupted sleep, mood changes, and uncomfortable intimacy.
And while we can laugh about the dwarfs, you don’t have to quietly put up with symptoms that affect your life. Not every symptom is hormonal, and good care starts with understanding the whole picture.
Join us for:
🌸 Hormones & Harmony: When the 7 Dwarfs Move In
📍 Anselm Integrative Wellness
📅 October 27 at 6 PM
💚 FREE for members
💵 $20 for nonmembers
We’ll talk about what female hormones do, what happens when they shift, and ways to support your health—from everyday habits to individualized treatment options.
Bring your questions, bring a friend, and bring your sense of humor. The dwarfs can come, too. 😂
Message us at 217-565-2860 to reserve your spot!
🌳 Progress over perfection—even when Sweaty and Grumpy are riding sh***un.