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LAST CALL, LADIES!! 📣💚Have you saved your spot for our FREE Perimenopause Mini Course happening TONIGHT?!If you’ve been ...
28/10/2026

LAST CALL, LADIES!! 📣💚

Have you saved your spot for our FREE Perimenopause Mini Course happening TONIGHT?!

If you’ve been wondering, “Why the heck do I feel so different lately?” this is for YOU!

The brain fog. The belly bloat. The 3AM wake-ups. The exhaustion. The patience that’s suddenly nowhere to be found. 🫠

You’re grateful for your life, but you’d sure love to feel more like YOURSELF again!

I know that feeling all too well.

And here’s the thing… we shouldn’t have to just guess our way through this season of life!

Tonight, THREE incredible women are coming together to help us better understand our changing bodies and how to support them.

🙌 A hormone coach
🙌 An OB/GYN PA
🙌 A functional nutritional therapist & master herbalist

Whether you’re in your 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s or beyond, there’s SO much value in understanding your hormones BEFORE you’re in the thick of it!

📅 TONIGHT — Wednesday, October 28th
⏰ 8 PM Central / 9 PM Eastern
💻 FREE via Zoom!

You MUST register to save your seat, and spots are expected to fill up!

Can’t make it live? Register anyway! You’ll get the replay! 🙌

No purchase. No pressure. Just education I wish I’d had YEARS ago.

Comment HORMONES and I’ll send you the registration link!

And tag a girlfriend who needs this conversation, too! 💚

28/10/2026

HELLO. 💚

One little word.

Except in our house, it’s anything BUT little.

Dash is nonverbal, but out of the blue, he’s started saying HELLO.

Now, it might not sound like the clearest HELLO to everyone else… but trust me, he’s saying it. 🥹

And not just any hello.

A ridiculously deep, half-grown-man, half-cartoon-villain HELLO. 😂

And I swear I could listen to it ALL. DAY. LONG.

Because hearing his voice say an actual word?! My heart could burst.

I don’t know what words we’ll hear next, or when.

But these little moments remind me that there’s still so much of Dash we get to discover.

And every little glimpse is pretty darn incredible. 💚

raising a nonverbal child | special needs motherhood | communication milestones | Down syndrome awareness | celebrating little moments | motherhood journey

27/10/2026

TWO HOURS.

That’s how long I spent trying to get my laptop to turn on and stay on. TWO. HOURS. 🫠

I had things to do, people!

Instead, I spent my afternoon troubleshooting with ChatGPT and fighting the urge to throw the thing across the room!

I’m 48 years old. I can raise four boys, run a business, and juggle a million things at once.

But apparently turning on a laptop is where we draw the line.

The good news? IT FINALLY WORKS! 🙌🏻

The bad news? I accomplished absolutely NOTHING I actually planned to do.

And now I’m exhausted from sitting at a computer that wasn’t even ON. 😂

Please tell me technology makes you want to lose your mind sometimes too?!

technology struggles | women over 40 humor | laptop problems | midlife humor | working mom life | relatable everyday humor

Ladies, can we talk PERIMENOPAUSE?! 🙋🏼‍♀️The brain fog. The belly bloat. The 3AM wake-ups. The mood swings. The exhausti...
22/10/2026

Ladies, can we talk PERIMENOPAUSE?! 🙋🏼‍♀️

The brain fog. The belly bloat. The 3AM wake-ups. The mood swings. The exhaustion.

And my personal favorite… wondering why the heck you suddenly don’t feel like yourself anymore. 🫠

Been there. And for the longest time, I just thought it was part of getting older!

Here’s the thing… we don’t have to just guess our way through this season of life!

I’m excited to share that we’re hosting a FREE mini-course on 6 ways to support your body through perimenopause!

We’re bringing together THREE incredible women: an OB/GYN PA, a certified hormone coach, and a functional nutritional therapist who’s also a master herbalist.

And whether you’re already in the thick of it or just wondering what’s coming, this is information worth having!

🍂 Wednesday, October 28th
⏰ 8PM Central
💻 FREE via Zoom!

No purchase. No pressure. Just women helping women better understand their bodies. 💚

Comment HORMONES and I’ll send you the link!

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