BETTER BAD DECISIONS
We all make these probably on a daily basis. I never really noticed it but one day a friend and I were talking about our lives and all the crazy choices we make. And we would just say it was the best option at the time. But the story below made the term really stick. We were more than friends we were business partners. One night we went to a business event, at the time we lived in a ski resort in Colorado so very quiet town pretty boring. We had a few drinks and we decided to go, I was drunk so he drove. As we were heading home he decided he was hungry so we went to look for food. But with all small towns nothing was open, we were basically the only vehicle on the road. And of course the police started to follow us, we knew they were behind us so we made sure not to break any laws. Of course we got pulled over and they pulled him out of the vehicle. He told the cop that is was against his religion to do any test and they arrested him. I picked him up in the morning and he was pissed we knew he did nothing wrong and he was arrested and charged with DUI. He hired an attorney and we went to trial, he actually won because the jury said the police had not probable cause to even pull us over. But he was f**ked anyway because it’s a one year suspension for not blowing. But get this the arresting officer said to the jury that my friend stated to him that I was drunk so we made a BETTER BAD DECISION so he drove. So from that day on I starting seeing all of them and we would say to each other hey it’s a BETTER BAD DECISION. I would go to lunch and instead of having a coke I would fill it with half diet coke. Still a bad choice but better than all coke. A BETTER BAD DECISION, life has constant choices, but would be miserable it everyone was perfect. We are very flawed but trying to make better choices is what we all strive for. I think by sharing our BETTER BAD DECISIONS we would all help each other. Everyone always tries to only show how perfect they are no one wants anyone to know they are not perfect. This is a great way to help society become better but not boring. Examples of BETTER BAD DECISIONS.
1. EATING TWO PIECES OF PIZZA INSTEAD OF THE WHOLE THING.
2. SMOKING LIGHT CIGARETTES INSTEAD OF CAMEL UNFILTERED.
3. GOING OUT WITH THE UGLY ONE SO YOUR FRIEND CAN GET THE GOOD LOOKING ONE. WOMEN DON’T GET MAD YOU DO THIS TOO! NOW YOU START POSTING YOURS, IF WE ALL SHARE WE WILL ALL FEEL BETTER AND HELP EACH OTHER OUT, THIS IS LIKE FREE THERAPY. If you follow this program you will become enlightened and achieve the highest level of SERENTY. If you achieve level 7 you will evolve to what we call LORDIOUSE MAXIMUS OUR PERFECT LEADER. Start with the below plan to perfect yourself. Level 1 all Bad Decisions no one likes you and your life sucks
Level 2 you still suck but make barely BETTER DECISIONS
Level 3 people start actually acknowledging you as human and you make a BETTER DECISION ON THE PRIOR BETTER DECISION. Level 4 ECT
Level 5 ECT
Level 6 ECT apprentice to LORDIOUSE MAXIMUS
