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🌿 Are there any holistic practitioners or wellness business owners here who could use a little help keeping up with clie...
05/10/2026

🌿 Are there any holistic practitioners or wellness business owners here who could use a little help keeping up with client enquiries?

I’m currently learning to build AI-powered tools, and I’m looking for 2–3 business owners to build a simple custom app for — FREE — while I gain practical experience.

I’d love to work with someone who puts so much care into supporting others that the admin side sometimes gets pushed aside.

The idea is to make following up feel easier and more personal. Your app could:
✨ Send you a text when a new enquiry comes in
✨ Keep enquiries organised so you know who needs a reply
✨ Suggest a warm response or consultation call outline that you can personalise

Whether you offer holistic therapies, coaching, Reiki, massage or other wellness services, we’d start with where you’re getting stuck and shape the app around your business.

The aim is to help interested people take the next step, while giving you more time to focus on your clients.

I’m offering the build for free in exchange for honest feedback and, if you love it, a testimonial.

Interested? Comment below with what you do and the one admin task you wish felt easier. 💗

19/09/2026

ELEV8LIFE is back, but not as the business it used to be.

Eight years ago, it began as my holistic centre.

Last year, I was going through a very hard season and genuinely thought that chapter had come to an end. Burnout led me to create Lumpy Custard, which became a home for joy, curiosity and creative freedom.

But while building digital products with Phoenix, I realised something important:

ELEV8LIFE had not lost its purpose.
It simply needed a new format.

Today, ELEV8LIFE is becoming a home for practical digital products and creator partnerships.

Some products will be ours.
Others will be built with creators who already have trust, insight and useful knowledge, but do not want to become an entire product-development department.

Same intention. New chapter.

16/09/2026

You love them. But, yoh… you are gatvol. 😮‍💨

Gatvol of making the plan.
Remembering the plan.
Reminding everyone about the plan.
And sorting things out when the plan falls apart.

Meanwhile, you’re trying to understand what’s changing in you -and wishing someone would ask how you’re actually doing.

If this video feels familiar, you’re not the only one. 🤍

At Elev8Life, we’re creating Hormonal, Gatvol and Daydreaming of Leaving: a practical programme for women navigating perimenopause and menopause, carrying too much and needing things to change.

We’ll explore clearer boundaries, shared responsibility, and words to help you start the conversations you’ve been struggling to have.

Whether “ready to leave” is a passing daydream or a question you’re seriously considering, that decision belongs to you.

For now, you’re invited to join our free waiting list, hear when the programme is ready, and help shape what we create.

👉 https://elev8life.co.za/gatvol/

You’ve been making a plan for everyone.
Your needs belong in that plan, too.

You love him.But, yoh… you are tired.Tired of remembering what everyone else forgets.Tired of making the plan.Tired of h...
16/09/2026

You love him.

But, yoh… you are tired.

Tired of remembering what everyone else forgets.
Tired of making the plan.
Tired of having to ask for help—and then explain exactly how to help.

And somewhere between another interrupted night and another “What’s for supper?”, you’ve started wondering:

“How much longer can I keep doing this?”

Hormonal, Gatvol & Daydreaming of Leaving is an upcoming Elevate Life programme for women navigating perimenopause, carrying too much and needing things to change.

We’re creating short lessons, practical conversation tools and a manageable starting point for clearer boundaries and shared responsibility.

The free waiting list is open. Join to hear when it’s ready and help shape what we create.

👉 https://elev8life.co.za/gatvol/

You can love him and need things to change. Both can be true.

𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝟓𝟖 𝐏𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐏𝐃𝐅 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐑𝟐𝟓𝟎Download the Intro PDF with the Rapid Reality Check Questions in it to see if...
27/03/2026

𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝟓𝟖 𝐏𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐏𝐃𝐅 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐑𝟐𝟓𝟎
Download the Intro PDF with the Rapid Reality Check Questions in it to see if you needthis PDF today!

https://laylawalters.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Before-Its-Too-Late-The-Child-Digital-Risk-Audit-Kit-Introduction.pdf

DM for purchase details

18/03/2026

The internet is full of perfectly crafted digital ghosts. 👻

And your soul, your most powerful detection device, has gone quiet from the noise.

But here's the truth:
You were born knowing how to feel what's real.

That gift is still in you.

It just needs to be reactivated. 🌀
I'm creating a live online workshop called SOUL SCAN, teaching you how to tell the difference between a living human soul and AI-generated content.
From the inside out.
No tech required.
This is the most important skill of the next decade.

✨ Comment 🔥 below and I'll reach out personally with details.






Copy by Lumpy Custard | Truth, Extra Thick™

18/03/2026

Something is being stolen from humanity right now.
Not our money. Not our data.

Our ability to feel each other's souls. 💔

The internet is flooded with AI-generated faces, voices and personalities, and our nervous systems are so overstimulated that our most ancient and sacred gift has gone quiet.

We're scrolling.
We're following.
We're trusting.
But we can't feel who's real anymore.

Here's what they don't want you to remember:
👉 You were born with the ability to scan another soul.
To feel truth before your mind can explain it.
To KNOW whether what you're receiving is alive or manufactured.

That gift didn't disappear.
It got buried under noise.
And I'm here to help you dig it back up. 🙏

I'm creating a live online workshop called SOUL SCAN - where I teach you how to reactivate your soul's antenna. How to feel the difference between a living, breathing human presence and a perfectly crafted digital ghost.

This isn't woo woo.
This is the most important skill of the next decade.

This is how we stay human - together.

✨ If something shifted in you while you watched this video, that was your soul recognising truth.

Drop a 🔥 in the comments and I will personally reach out to you with details.

The world needs humans who can still feel each other.
Let's make sure you're one of them.

— Layla | Lumpy Custard 🍮
Truth, Extra Thick

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Swipe and taste for yourself.

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