09/17/2026
🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM DHW 🚨🚨
We’ve decided to expand our service menu… because apparently being your healthcare provider, weight-loss coach, wellness girlie AND aesthetic provider wasn’t enough. 😂
Introducing the DHW SERVICES WE TOTALLY OFFER… 👀👇🏾
📞 Prank STD Calls to Your Ex
“Hello, this is Nurse Nel. We need to discuss your recent exposure.” 😭😂
🚩 Red Flag Screening
We check for ghosting, breadcrumbing, lying, “wyd?” texts at 1:00 AM and other chronic conditions.
📵 Block Him Booster Shot
One dose. No refills. 😂
🧠 “Girl, Be For Real” Consults
Because sometimes you don’t need a prescription… you need somebody to tell you the truth.
💔 Situationship Management
“Are we dating or are you just bored?” We can’t diagnose the relationship, but we can definitely discuss the symptoms. 😂
🫠 Toxic Relationship Detox
Unfortunately, there is no IV that removes a toxic ex… YET.
AND WHILE THESE SERVICES ARE 100% FAKE… 😂
Our REAL services are VERY real! 💜
✨ Medical Weight Management
Personalized weight-loss plans, nutrition support, accountability and medication management when appropriate.
🩺 Direct Primary Care & Telehealth
Affordable care for wellness visits, sick visits and many common healthcare needs—without the traditional waiting-room experience.
🧪 In-House & Direct-Access Lab Testing
Convenient testing for wellness, metabolic health, nutritional deficiencies and more.
💧 IV Hydration & Vitamin Injections
Wellness-focused hydration and vitamin support when appropriate.
💉 Medical Aesthetics
Neurotoxins like Botox, Dysport, Jeuveau & Xeomin, chemical peels, body contouring/lipo-dissolve and other aesthetic services.
💜 At Dobson Health & Wellness, we take YOUR health seriously…
…but we also believe healthcare should be a place where you can laugh, feel comfortable and actually enjoy taking care of yourself.
Real healthcare. Real conversations. Real Nurse Nel. 😂💜
📲 Ready to work on the REAL you?
Call 336-770-0490 or visit dobsonhw.com to learn more and book your appointment.