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Southern Kneads, LLC Here, you will find posts about various massage related topics, news, and ideas!

These post will vary from interesting facts about massage, benefits of massage, and also any occasional discounts or specials on massages I will promote.

11/01/2026

The scariest thing this Halloween?

Rolling over in bed and pulling something.

No haunted house needed. Just a fitted sheet and one wrong move. 👻😂

Some of y’all are the chauffeur, cook, housekeeper, snack coordinator, homework supervisor, and finder of things sitting...
10/31/2026

Some of y’all are the chauffeur, cook, housekeeper, snack coordinator, homework supervisor, and finder of things sitting RIGHT THERE.

The benefits package is questionable, and somebody keeps following you into the bathroom. 😂

Put something on the calendar that’s just for YOU.

A massage at Southern Kneads sounds like a good start:

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I love making this little corner of calm feel cozy for the season.A few pumpkins, a little ghost, and suddenly I’m emoti...
10/31/2026

I love making this little corner of calm feel cozy for the season.

A few pumpkins, a little ghost, and suddenly I’m emotionally attached to decorations I’ll have to pack away. 😂

But those Christmas lights are calling, so let’s play THIS or THAT:

🎃 Pumpkins or Christmas trees? 🎄
🍎 Apple c***r or hot chocolate? ☕
👻 Cute ghosts or little snowmen? ⛄
🍂 Fall colors or Christmas twinkle lights? ✨

And the big one… when do y’all switch to Christmas—November 1 or after Thanksgiving?

Tell me your picks. I’m trying to decide how much longer this little ghost gets to live here. 😂

It’s Halloween. Let’s settle something serious.What candy are y’all quietly removing from your child’s bucket after bedt...
10/31/2026

It’s Halloween. Let’s settle something serious.

What candy are y’all quietly removing from your child’s bucket after bedtime? 👀

For me, it will ALWAYS be the Reese’s. That’s the mama tax. 😂

This is a safe place. The children cannot read the comments if you don’t hand them the phone. 😂🎃

10/31/2026

Your weekend plans:
Run errands.
Clean the house.
Go to three things.
Catch up on everything.

Also you: “I don’t know why I’m so tired.”

Baby, you’ve scheduled a second job. 😂

Construction workers, mechanics, factory workers, landscapers, and delivery drivers…“I’m just getting old” is doing a LO...
10/30/2026

Construction workers, mechanics, factory workers, landscapers, and delivery drivers…

“I’m just getting old” is doing a LOT of heavy lifting in your vocabulary.

You work hard. Give that body a little attention before getting out of the recliner requires a countdown and two witnesses. 😂

Get on my schedule:

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One of my favorite things about having this little shop is watching y’all browse.Smell this one. Pick that one up. Circl...
10/30/2026

One of my favorite things about having this little shop is watching y’all browse.

Smell this one. Pick that one up. Circle back to the first one. Get a little something for somebody else… and somehow something for yourself. 😂

I understand completely. That’s how half my ideas start.

This little machine warms the massage oil because y’all already deal with enough cold things.The weather. Your spouse’s ...
10/30/2026

This little machine warms the massage oil because y’all already deal with enough cold things.

The weather. Your spouse’s feet. The tone in that “per my last email.” 😂

You don’t need me coming at your back with a handful of refrigerated consequences.

Around here, the oil is warm, the table is cozy, and you can lie face down without anybody asking why you have an attitude.

Book the massage. Let’s get you back to where you can say “that’s fine” and almost mean it. 🤣

10/30/2026

A LITTLE HOUSEKEEPING AT SOUTHERN KNEADS…

Y’all know I like to keep things comfortable, but a few things help me take good care of you AND keep my day running smoothly:

⏰ Please arrive on time. Your appointment has a reserved start and finish. If you’re late, we may have less time together so my next client can start on schedule.

📅 If you need to cancel, please let me know as soon as possible. I’m a mama—I understand plans can fall apart before you’ve finished your coffee. But notice gives me a chance to offer your spot to someone else. Please don’t leave me wondering if you’re coming.

📝 Keep me updated on your health. Fill out your intake form honestly and let me know about medication changes, injuries, surgeries, or other health concerns. That information helps me care for you safely.

🗣️ Speak up during your massage. Too much pressure? Not enough? Cold? Uncomfortable? Tell me! This is your appointment, and you aren’t hurting my feelings by asking for an adjustment.

🪄 Give your body some grace. If you’ve been collecting tension since 2007, we may need more than one visit. I have trained hands, but the magic wand is apparently still on back order. 😂

Thank you for respecting my time, my business, and the clients coming in after you. I appreciate y’all more than you know!

Markey Wright-Dillard, LMT 2636

10/30/2026

Describe your week like it’s a massage pressure preference.

Light and easy?
A little intense?
“Markey, get your elbow”? 😂

Address

524 Alabama Street Suite B
Columbus, MS
39702

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 4pm
Tuesday 10am - 4pm
Thursday 10am - 4pm
Friday 10am - 4pm
Saturday 10am - 2pm

Telephone

+16622516552

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