11/01/2026
🔥 REAL INGREDIENTS.
BIG ENERGY.
NO BU****IT.
Stay tuned.
This isn’t your grandmother’s apothecary.
Officially Coming January 2027!!
I was going to wait to officially launch this brand, but where’s the fun in that?
🎄 A LITTLE PRE-HOLIDAY SNEAK PEEK IS COMING!
I’m releasing a limited selection of products from The Unfiltered Apothecary just in time for some early holiday shopping!
Think handcrafted self-care, natural ingredients, outrageous names, badass animal personalities, and gifts that will make people laugh before they even open them.
This isn’t the full collection. Just a few of my favorites making their debut before the holidays.
A little naughty. A little luxurious. A whole lot of attitude.
Perfect for stocking stuffers, gift exchanges, your favorite foul-mouthed friend, or treating yourself because you’ve survived enough bu****it this year.
✨ Limited products.
Limited quantities.
First dibs.
I’ll be revealing what’s available soon, so keep your eyes open!
The Unfiltered Apothecary
Because even your self-care deserves a personality.