
05/28/2025
Yoga propaganda? Babe, I’m not buying it. Let’s unpack the scroll-worthy scam:
✨️Just because we can put our foot behind our head doesn’t mean we’ve met our soul.
✨️If our practice disappears without the camera on… was it ever yoga to begin with?
✨️“High-vibe only” is cute until we realize yoga was made to sit in discomfort, not dodge it.
Sage isn’t an accessory. And no, our $200 mat doesn’t make us enlightened.
Yoga isn’t a performance — it’s a practice. There’s no applause for showing up, just growth.
Real yoga unravels us. The stretchy pants are optional. The shadow work? Not so much.
Spoiler: chanting “spiritual mantras” without context doesn’t make our class spiritual — it makes it performative.
Yoga isn’t silent. It speaks truth to power — colonization, capitalism, all of it.